A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been
the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our
honeymoon in America,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon,
in Adminzona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost
fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's
once.' We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again
my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
the poor animal like that, are you * %&#@$ crazy!?' She looked at ME, and
quietly said, 'That's once.' And from that moment..... we have lived
happily every after.'