What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
You Bless You ??????
Have you ever flown 1st class?
Remember the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was in 1st class and Elaine was in coach? Well, I am Elaine
What do you believe happens after death?
All those who went before me will greet me and we will have a big dinner. I hope so becuase I really want to see my dad again
Have you ever drank 8 glasses of water in a day?
Yes and peed about 24
What is something you said you'd never do, but did anyway?
I said that I would never parasail but I did it this summer in St. Thomas. Lesson learned: never say never
Forgive and forget, or forget to forgive?
I forgot the question please forgive me
When you read these questions, do your lips move?
never noticed next time I will look in the mirror
Do you sneeze just once?
Not usually, it comes in spells
Do you get motion sickness?
Only on amusement park rides so that is why I stay on the ground and capture the Kodak moments
Why is it called "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
Sometime I wish we could becuase if I see another person in an Hawaiian shirt with a camera around his neck I will shoot.
Who is your tallest friend?
He is not tall in height, just tall in heart!
Have you walked into a room and forgotten why you went in there?
Sometimes I even forget where the room is!
If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be?
Well I am looking at the Atlantic Ocean from my balcony so I guess it would be that
(Submitted by Anonymous) Have you ever vomited and had diarrhea at the same time?
Yes, and I did not know which way was up
Are you a flirt?
Only with my jokes
What is your favorite thing to complain about?
people who do not laugh at my jokes
Who is the best Disney princess?
Adminel, I named my daughter after her. Is she a princess?
What are you addicted to (Bullies don't count)?
Besides BDW DIET COKE NOT PEPSI DIET COKE
Have you ever done a "Happy Dance" (ala Snoopy)? Why?
What made you smile today?
Doing a favor for someone I just met
What phobias do you have?
SNAKES SNAKES SNak I cannot even write it
Is your family name posted somewhere on your house?
How many syllables are in your full name?
12 including my middle name
When was the last time you build a snowman?
Last winter with my daughter
How many generations can you trace your family back?
Muffins or bagels?
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
Just so you would have a survey question
What are your New Year's resolutions???
same as last year, maybe this year I will actually do them!
And now, a small item to ponder as we enter the new year: I'm thinking of retiring from doing the weekly survey. This could very well be the last dance. What do YOU think? The timing might be good. After a whole year or so, it's getting difficult to find new material and still keep it fresh. "Survey says??" Oh, and Happy New Year, everybully!!!! Love, Bill
Bill, Words cannot express how valuable you are to this forum. Your sense of humor and concern is really heartwarming. We only want the best for you and if you feel that the time is right for you to retire from surveys then we will accept that. We will not like it, but we will accept it.
Maybe you can do it monthly. Maybe you can have some contributers. I would be willing to help!
Whatever you decide...God Bless and Happy New Year to you and the Warden!