I fink da watings would be frough da roof....

we'z pwobabwy would win awawds and stuff. AND da wadies! CAN you immagine da wadies? Howy smokez, it'd be incwedible. Iz bet we would git fwee twips to Vegas too.


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sounds da best. WE totally need Onswow, he can boost our cwedibiwity.

-wetz git us an agent..and get on da BOOB tube.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

Iz wike Onswow in it too az da sensitibe guy.

Wez could call it "Top Bulldogs" or "So You Fink You can Fawt" or "Da Bulldogs Next Door" or "Project Wady Chasin'"


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she doesn't wike dogs. She eben afwaid of my bwack wab brudder. Whoz afwaid of a stoopid bwack wab?


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seen here in BDW and it's two bullies talking to each other. Hahahaha!


    

and even more wadiez. wadiez weally wike it when a guy has wots of fundz at his disposal.

Wez gotta fink of a good name for your show. Of course, Iz can be your side-kick wight? da Nicole Witchie to your Pawis hilton?


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

Iz scarin' da featherz wight off a dat duck-so less work when we git it and eat it wight? When we iz finished wif da duck we can torment da foo foo dog on da udder side. dere is wots to do awound here.

Iz luvs me some turkey too. if you don't want da gizzardz, I'll take em.




Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

shez got her own weawity show. Datz whut Iz want...... a weawity show!


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I wud wuv to hewp you git dat dang duck. It sownds wike an intewestin chawwenge. Iz bet az a team we would succeed!

Den youz can comez ober here and hewp me git dat turkey dat wuz walkin' awound our yawd. I wuv me a juicy dwumstick.


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some ob dem wadiez wook for da guyz wif da bad weputaionz...besidez even BAD pubwicity is good pubwicity, wight? just ask pawis hilton.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

datz cause mommy is all anal wetentive. i know all da secwet hidin spotz too.

you'll fit wight in over here. dat binky is a sucker and he'll be feedin' you ben and jewwy's in no time! den you can help me twy and get dat duck dat wivez next door. Iz almost got a head sized hole soz Iz can eat dat quackin' fing.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

jist to pwove it. I could see someone steawing it and sewwing on da intewnet cuz my movez are so smooth. It might git outta hand and be all ober da tabwoids.


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Iz need to comez ober and check it owt. My daddy's spawn's rooms holds many tweasures too but youz got to dig frough all da cwap to find it. It'z awot of wowk!


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and Iz git right over dere-iz need a vacation from da mommy and all her wulez.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

den youz can post it here for all da wadiez. just sayin' youz got da movez might not do it. some of dem wadies is weal vizual, you know?


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

it jist takes ober and I don't fink stwaight. Iz must admit, Iz wook gud when Iz humpin',Iz got da moves.


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dat kid has all kindz ob candy dat mommy doesn't know about. 'sidez, if I tell da binky I wike smartiez, he getz da smartiez. no questionz asked.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

I bet da wadies would wike da pink chair. Who knowz whut we discober in da spawns room? Da possibiwities are endwess. Do you fink shes got Smawties in dere?


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sometimez just wickin da sweat off of binkyz head can git me going too.

Iz fink I need more interaction wiff da wadiez. den maybe Iz wouldn't be on a hair twigger.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

da spawnz woom is a resource dat is almost wholly untapped Iz could be in dere all day wong and not find all da tweasure-Iz wike da big pink chair in dere too. Iz wike to way on it when da tekillya givez me da dizzy spellz.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

Iz don't know whut it iz, dwives me cwazy den my mommy pushes me off and Iz still wawkin' awound humpin' while Iz walk.


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HUMP da company. after I wick da inside ob dere arm or even dere arm pitz. dat weally getz me goin. course dat makes mommy scweam wike a banshee.


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cute video

hugs



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Onslowsmom

Iz bwing da Tekillya too da kind wiff da worm in it. Da spawn's room sownds wike a gweat pwace. Iz got a taste fo da dowitos wight now. Wez can make NACHOZ!


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sure looks like he is having fun swimming, CUTE video.

Michelle, Plankton, and Squiddy

I just came back to check in and everyone thinks I'm crazy! I want the next marathon to be bullies in dreads! LOL

Onslowsmom

datz da way i wike it best.

dat two wegger givez me everyfing. Youz gotta come over so we can git in her ROOM. datz where she hidez all da good stuff wike da gum, da pantiez, da dorwitoz.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

dey pet me I pee wike a spwinkwer. Dat weawy embawwasses my mommy.


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Dat would be gud wiff Mawgawitaz. Fank God for da spawn if it wuzn't for her youz might not get eny of dat gud food.

Sometimes my mommy wets me eat off her fowk. It's fun and Iz gotta admitz, Iz pwetty gud at it.


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I never fought of dat one.

You ever step in your own poop and den jump all over da furniture? dat weally getz em going when I do dat.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

When mommy cweans my butt sometimez Iz pee all ober da fwoor. It doesn't smell but she hatez when I do dat. haha


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i twy to getz it but mommy said somefin about gettin red sauce all over da pwace.

Iz wike da mexican food-wike tacoz and beans and fajitaz. i sit next to da 2 legged spawn and she dwops everyfing outta dem tacoz and fajitaz. pwus, itz good fuel for da fawts.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

dat weally makes her yell. LOL

Iz just wike to walk up to her, act wike Iz gonna gibe her a big kiss and den BUUUURRRRRRP. Itz especiawwy good after I eat da waw lamb, dat makes her gag too.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

espeshulwy da stwawbewwy twizzwers. Dems pwetty chewy too. I wike it. Do you wike Itawian food wike pasketti? Iz fink sometimez Iz an Itawian Bulldog.


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when he fawts in bed da covers bwow up. Itz weawy bad after he eatz Taco Bell. Don't dey call dat a Dutch Oven whenz you shovez someonez head unda da covers after youz fawt?


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Iz wike da skittlez...and dem jewwy bean fingiez. dem is chewy! youz could chew on dem furever.

get on dat ben and jewwy's. good stuff. Iz gotta twy dem smartiez. Iz get all my candy from da binky, maybe he can set me up.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

youz don't have a pink life jacket dat would SUCK.

Iz just stay in shape by bouncing off da furniture and twying to kill da wake. Iz wike to see how high I can jump and how loud mommy can yell.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

Iz wike dat candy dat'z called Smawties. My daddy wuvs dem too and wez eat dem togedder. My mommy seyz Iz gonna git cabities but Iz don't care cuz I wuv da Smawties. I wuv ice cweam too. Nebber had Ben and Jerrys, it sownds refweshing.


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binky fartz under da coverz and shovez mommyz head under dere. he sayz he does it when mommyz being annoying.

Iz weally gotta get my weaponz up to speed.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

dat can twigger da gag refwex qwite easiwy. Iz seen it many timez before. It can be a bery powewful weapon when uzed cowwectwy.


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da cwabz? some dayz I just can't decide. I wike Ben and Jerrys Stawberry cheezecake ice cweam. Just cweansez my pawwette.


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I wish I could go swimmin wike dat!

and COLD beer on hand for after the main swimming event!!!

Wozzy will be wiking da swimming tips fer sure...Da Wubs is taking it ALL in to keep her figure slim and twim! She's on to the low carb/lite type of beers BUT bring on the LOADED NACHOS!!!

Andrea, Ruby, Lola and Jigger
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and a woaded baked potatoe and den a wittle cweme bwulee for dezzert. Dewicious!


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makez my mommy frow up. den binky waffs and waffs as shez in da bafroom barfin.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

wanna wun dere fingers...er paws frew your fur. dey seem to wike dat. Iz know my mommy wuvs my short fur.


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

youz kin eat dem wight? dem is yummy


Butchie the Bulldog is the happiest bully on earth!

being safe while you strut your stuff and having fun

Penny & Lily

wotten eggs too so da combinashun of pee and wotten eggs would sting da nostwils to say da weast.


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