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Submitted by Buddy and Karen on April 21, 2010 - 12:35am

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So, Iz wuz so excited cuz mommy and tweadmill guy said dat we were going to Mexico!

I got my passpowt.

and frew my speedo on.

Iz wuz weady. all da excitement made me sweepy, dough, so Iz went to bed.

but wo and behold, when Iz woke up mommy and tweadmill guy were gone!

Whut a diwty twick. Iz wuz stuck in dis hell hole

wiff my stoopid bwack wab brudder.

while mommy and tweadmill guy bask in da Mexican sun

dwinking fwosty bwews on da beach.

hmmmmmmm fwosty bwew.... dat sounded mighty fine.

Iz checked da fwidge and weawized my big brudder Treadmill Guy Jr dwank all my Bud Sewect so Iz went downstairs to check his stash.

Keystone Wight?!?!?

Who da heck dwinks dat? Poor cowwege students obbiiouslwy.......

Iz wuz gonna need a fwosty mug for dis.

So Iz went back upstairs to git a fwosty mug out ob da big fwidge.

Iz dibn't hab anyone to help me so Iz fowced da door open and got me a nice ol' fwosty mug

dat cheap beer gabe me a headache and Iz passed out

Iz swept awot dat day to twy to sweep off da headache next fing Iz know,

Iz hear all dis commotion!
Whut happened?

uh oh, da water line in da fwidge bwoke and weaked frough da ceiling.

Iz acted wike Iz dibn't know anyfing about it.

"Heck no, Iz dibn't mess wiff da fwidge" Iz said.

Tweadmill Guy awwived home and wuz delirious when he saw da big hole in da ceiwing.

Well.

Dat's whut he gits for NOT taking me to Mexico.

Iz hope he wearned a bery baluable wesson.

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

How cute is that?

Submitted by bulldogmomma2 on February 4, 2010 - 7:44pm.

but very sorry for your ceiling!!

much bully love~Christine, Dupree, Marley and Savannah

BTW, Karen, you need to get Ozzy a gf and name her Harriet

Submitted by Clovis Boo Flyn... on February 4, 2010 - 7:11pm.

tho you may be too young to remember that TV show.

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Lol, awesome story to go with the great pics

Submitted by Clovis Boo Flyn... on February 4, 2010 - 7:09pm.

Ozzy, the New Orleans Jazz Festival is coming up the last week of April and first week of May. Maybe you should give them a taste of their own medicine and come on down here for the best food in the world. Oh, snatch their credit card and rent yourself a RV. Boo will marry you for that.

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Ozzy...you get THE MOST out of every day, dooncha !!

Submitted by Ela1ne (not verified) on February 4, 2010 - 4:25pm.

I agree! I was not disappointed in that story in the least! Ozzy

Submitted by MaggieMozeOllie on February 4, 2010 - 4:18pm.

need to develop an new strategy for going with mom on those vacations! I know you can do it!
Hugs Karen and Ozzy,
We are happy to have you back!
Maggie, Moze, and Ollie

Schubert Angel
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Wait! Don't put Bud Sewect in the title of your memoirs

Submitted by Monica-Maude-Gus on February 4, 2010 - 3:08pm.

Anheuser-Busch InBev will sue the speedos right off of you Ozzy! They don't have much of a sense of humor.

LOL!!!

Submitted by Tammy-Bailey-Ellie on February 4, 2010 - 2:59pm.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TThresh

I agree..

Submitted by Matt and Kirby on February 4, 2010 - 2:42pm.

You can call it, "Howy cwap! Who stowe my Bud Sewect?" Or something.

Seriously, you should think about putting something together.

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I really have to be honest here.

Submitted by Tammy-Bailey-Ellie on February 4, 2010 - 2:40pm.

I have to admit I've been waiting for Ozzy's story about the vacation. LOL!!! He didn't let me down.

Karen, you really need to put some sort of book together about "Ozzy's Adventures".

http://www.youtube.com/user/TThresh

What? Not even a tequilla shot glass?

Submitted by Céline and Ange... on February 4, 2010 - 2:27pm.

That's harsh!

that is NOT right..not fair..at least she could have bought...yo

Submitted by gusweppler (not verified) on February 4, 2010 - 2:26pm.

a new speedo or something. you have to put down and PAW and protest..or
you can come to Canada and I will take care of you
have lots of cool things to play with and I will even buy you some nacho's with lots of cheese on top. maybe even some ground beef
deal??
MOMMY's always spoil their Babies when they leave them...that is a BULLDOG LAW
Bella and Gus told me that..

well

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 2:24pm.

since my stepson moved back home, Ozzy's been
trying to prove he's the man of the house and has been peeing
on the landing of the stairs leading to his room in the
basement.
He'll usually do it when Brad has some of his buddies over.

He's such a little pill. LOL kinda like Sophie!

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

shez may as well giben me a kick in da shorts

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 2:21pm.

cuz Iz dibn't git anyfing!

Can youz bewieve dat?
Nuffin'!

Iz know. Itz a twabesty.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Ozzy..since your MOMMY is the best..what did she bring you for a

Submitted by gusweppler (not verified) on February 4, 2010 - 2:17pm.

I hope MOMMY brought you home something good...
you deserve that for all your entertainment..wooof
you are a sweetie
and so is your MOMMY too

yeah

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 2:11pm.

I showed that to Greg AFTER I posted it.

LOL

I thought it was a nice touch.

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Make sure you pee on teh carpet. It will be a longer reminder th

Submitted by AmyandSophia on February 4, 2010 - 2:10pm.

Ha ha!! Sophie likes to pee on my front entry carpet when she is mad at me. Ugh! The little rat!!

Amy and Sophia

dey're sneaky son ob a guns

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 2:09pm.

Dey snuck out wike at 3:30 in da mowning!

Iz fink Iz will pee in da house too.
Dat's a good idea.

xoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

I have to tell you

Submitted by onslowsmom on February 4, 2010 - 2:08pm.

the whole story was funny but the picture of treadmill guy put me over the edge! LOL

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul ~ Judy Garland
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Ozzy!!! Next time tehy go off to Mexico, they will think twice a

Submitted by AmyandSophia on February 4, 2010 - 2:04pm.

Ha ha ha!!! What a great story Ozzy Man!!! And hey, that was a mean old trick, leaving you while you slept peacefully and all. Don't you let them forget that for a while. Make sure you slobber more than usual, maybe have a tinkle on the rug or something...you know, show them you mean business:-) LOL

Good story!!

Amy and Sophia

that's all I did, Deb

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 2:01pm.

Soaked up some rays while sipping on the
"Drink of the Day"

It was wonderful and so relaxing.
I bet you guys will have a great time!

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

It's always somefing

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:59pm.

when mommy and tweadmill guy go on bacation,
Iz tell youz whut!

xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Iz wuz testing da fwostiness of da mug

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:59pm.

Iz needed it to be ice cold to dwink dat cwummy
Keystone Wight.

xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

youz bet

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:58pm.

Iz wike to see whut happens if dey eber weave me again!

xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

LOL.... good lord.. that's a great story xoxo

Submitted by chrissyBella on February 4, 2010 - 1:57pm.

Hope everyone has a great day

LOL!! another great Ozzy adventure...

Submitted by flbulldogmom on February 4, 2010 - 1:57pm.

I was worried his tongue would stick when he licked the frosted mug....LMBO!!

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Iz don't know my own stwength, Iz guess

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:57pm.

Iz a manwy muskle man,

xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Iz hope youz wearing Depends

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:56pm.

xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

LOL hopefully everything will work...lol we are taking a

Submitted by Deborah and the... on February 4, 2010 - 1:56pm.

cruise....can't wait to be warm and have an umbrella drink daily...lol

hugs

http://www.flickr.com/photos/griffin6/
http://www.facebook.com/Deborah075?ref=name

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fank you, it wuz based on a twue stowy

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:55pm.

Iz just wepowting da facts.

xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxo
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Oh my gosh Ozzy!!----

Submitted by Shugoo03 (not verified) on February 4, 2010 - 1:54pm.

You are just cracking me up!!!

Haha...I bet your mama and that crazy Treadmill Guy will just HAVE to take you along next time they go on vacation. They got what they deserved...right?

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Howy Cwap!

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:52pm.

Dat would've giben me a heawt attack!

xoxoxoxooxoxox
OZZY

(I swear, Carol, with all the snow we had, I think almost
everyone I know was having some sort of leaky ceiling
problem! We had a leak upstairs too. It's been quite the year)

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Ozzy.....

Submitted by CathyandZimmer on February 4, 2010 - 1:51pm.

sounds like your Mom & Dad pulled a "Home Alone" on you. Serves them right for leaving you...great job on that ceiling...I swear I won't tell them you did it when you pulled that beer out! Must have been the "manly force" that you have

Cathy & Zimmer

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http://www.midatlanticbulldogrescue.com

Ozzy, you are gonna make me pee my pants!

Submitted by LisaAndHurley on February 4, 2010 - 1:48pm.

That is the funniest story!!!

Hurley 2-1-08
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Iz know, I hab my passpowt and eberyfing

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:48pm.

and dey weft me high and dwy.

I wuz kinda hoping da wefwidgerwater would've fawwen
frough da ceiwing.

Dat woulda been weawy cool.

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

yeah, wike dey say Onswow

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:47pm.

Kawma's a bitch.

snicker snicker snicker

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

good wuck

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:43pm.

wast year when mommy and tweadmill guy weft me
da washer went out.

No joke.

and da time before dat, da air conditioner went out!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
OZZY

(Have fun in Mexico, Deb! It was so awesome!)

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Ozzy you're the best story teller there is!

Submitted by Jen Howie Doc a... on February 4, 2010 - 1:41pm.

Jen, Howie, Doc & Vivian
http://www.bluelinebulldogs.com

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it weaves nuffin' to da imagination

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:41pm.

dat's fer sure.

Yeah, tweadmill guy and mommy were weawy surpwised when
dey got home.

snicker snicker snicker

Serbes dem wight!

xoxoxxoxoxooxox
OZZY

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

Wed Amber Ale huh?

Submitted by Buddy and Karen on February 4, 2010 - 1:39pm.

Iz may hab to gib it a twy.
Fanks for da tip, Dave and Woxy.

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"I love Ozzy"

Karen and Ozzy

ROFLMAO!!!!! Falling ceilings

Submitted by Carol Diana Fer... on February 4, 2010 - 1:38pm.

aren't as rare as one might think. A year ago, my bedroom ceiling fell on the bed in the middle of the night! A leak along a long old nail on the roof was the culprit. Bed got moved to the living room while hubby replaced the ceiling, which took lots longer than I would have liked. What is it with these falling ceilings in Nebraska?!

And always .....Winston

Well, as Forest Gump said "Stupid is as stupid does"

Submitted by Céline and Ange... on February 4, 2010 - 1:38pm.

And it was downright stupid of your mom and Treadmill Guy not to bring you to Mexico with them so they got a stupid hole in their basement ceiling.

It's the least they deserved, big guy!

P.S. You look smokin' in those speedos!

Doofuses

Submitted by onslowsmom on February 4, 2010 - 1:38pm.

I was weddy to go too!
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Howy cwap tweadmill guy wooks wike he's gonna pop a bein! LOL You know whut dey say, whut goes awound comes awound.

You better way wow until it all bwows ober.

Your fwend whose giggling a widdle bit,

Onswow

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul ~ Judy Garland
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What a GREAT story, Ozzy!

That'll teach your peeple to be leaving you behind!

And by the way, try Keith's Red Amber Ale from Canada. You'll love it, it's perfect for the discerning beer hound such as yourself.

Have a great day, and don't forget to kiss someone you love!

David & Roxy

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More Roxy Photos: http://s795.photobucket.com/albums/yy239/DavDRox/
More Roxy Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/DavDRox

Bwahhhhhaaaaaa!!

Submitted by Angela and PollyAnna on February 4, 2010 - 1:25pm.

You sure showed them huh Ozzy!!!! LOL toooo funny Ozzy and Karen!!!! HHAAAAA!

Bulldogs...its an obsession!
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"PollyAnna's Words of Wisdom" the book!
Click here for a link!
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