Duh! No! Hey, it's Friday night and time to get ready for Super Bowl Weekend. What's that? It's down here in Miami, only 23 miles from my house? Well, doo-dah! You wouldn't believe all the parties going on for the last two weeks! Anyway, here's your special (with a little help from my friends) Super Bowl Survey!!!

Will you be watching the big game? If not, what will you do?
Oh Yeah

Is there a SB party you'll be attending?
Sure absolutely

If you're going to a party, what dish are you bringing?
My famous homemade shrimp pizza

Is beer appropriate for such an occasion?
a must!!!!!!!!!!

Are you betting on the Super Bowl?
Nah

Have you ever won a bet or pool and claimed it on your taxes?
No way

Which team will win?
COLTS

The score you predict?
24-13

Will you be wearing any football apparel on Sunday?
no

Does your bully have an outfit for the game?
Still cant find sports wear to fit my large Jewels

What makes the game fun to watch?
my friends watching it with me


Are you more interested in the commercials?
We do bet on what the first commercial will be...Beer ads, insurance, food, ETC..

Your favorite NFL team?
Colts

Which NFL team is considered your "hometown team"?
Pholadelphia Eagles

Which NFL team do you hate, if any?
Philadelphia Eagles (Vick the dog killer)

What NFL player would you love to meet?
Peyton Manning

How many pro games have you attended, live?
10 maybe

Have you ever yelled so loud and long at a game, you lost your voice?
Not football but def at baseball...Huge Yankee fan here!!! Lose my voice a lot

Will you STAND, REMOVE YOUR HAT AND SING the National Anthem? You better.
of course...Lets smack the ones that wont..Ridiculous

Were you ever a cheerleader?
Oh god NO... I am a gym teacher... Strictly sports for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

The number of remote controls in your house?
4 for tvs, 1 for blue ray player, 4 for cable boxes, 2 for indoor lights, 1 for outdoor spotlights. we have lots... Yo should see my remote control christmas tree and carnival christmas village all on remote...ITs great

How many do you use?
The only ones I dont use is the tv remotes...they are all configured to the cable remotes

How many actually work?
all of them

The total number of batteries for all your remotes?
not good at math and to much rum for me to count..lol

How many TV's are in your house?
1 in outside bar, 1 in garage,3 in house

Will you call in sick on Monday?
Wont have too... Supposed to get 2 feet of snow...My school will be closed!!! no doubt

The Colts play in the Hoosier Dome. What is a Hoosier?
Like the movie???????

The Saints logo is a fleur de lis. What is a fleur de lis?
dont know but would love to find out

AND FOR CODY AND ALL THE REST OF YOU THAT LOVE READING MY INSIGNIFICANT FACTOIDS THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A LONG TIME, SOME IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT THIS SUNDAY'S HAPPENINGS:

How much guacomole will be consumed around the world this Sunday? Eight million pounds.

The game lasts for sixty minutes. How many minutes will be devoted to commercials? Thirty minutes.

The percentage increase in antacid sales on Monday following the game? Twenty percent.

When did the New Orleans Saints play their first game? 1967.

Where did Colts' quarterback Peyton Manning grow up? Louisiana.

And there it is, sports fans. I can't tell you what a help Cathy....umm...I mean....an anonymous friend....has been to help me with this week's assembly of nonsense. She gets a tip of the rum glass! Have a SUPER and safe weekend regardless of where your activities take you, doggers! Hey, Warden, where's the remote? Out!