We spent yesterday doing yard work.... I'm waiting on hubby to get home with the mulch so we can finish up!

I hurt.

Can you jump rope?
YEP, AND DOUBLE DUTCH

Have you ever changed religions?
NO, ALWAYS BEEN CATHOLIC

Have you ever gone to the opera?
NO

What were your high school colors?
BURGANDY AND WHITE

Something weird about your parents/guardians?
MY BIO-MOTHER GOT AROUND IF YA KNOW WHAT i MEAN.

You're about to be transported to a world inside a TV show. Pick one: "Lost", "Rome", or "Battlestar Galactica"?
LOST

What month were you born in?
SEPTEMBER (LETS HEAR IT FOR THE END OF THE MONTH LIBRAS OUT THERE!)

Your perfect Chinese food dinner?
VEGGIE FRIED RICE AND LO MEIN NOODLED

Can you write with both hands?
YES

If you had to live through a natural disaster, which one would you select: (pick only one) Flood, famine, fire, avalanche, mudslide, tornado, hurricane, volcano, tidal wave (tsunami)?
WELL.... I'VE ALREADY DONE THE HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES.
THE HURRICANE PRODUCED A WEEK LONG AFTER PARTY SO I GUESS I'LL SAY HURRICANE.

Have you ever been hit by a car?
YES, NUTTY WOMAN GOT ME GOOD TO!

Shower curtain or sliding glass doors?
I HAVE BOTH IN THIS HOUSE

How many times have you moved in your life?
TO MANY TO COUNT (SOME PEOPLE SPRING CLEAN- WE MOVE)

SPECIAL CONTRIBUTIONS FROM OUR WEST COAST BABE, DEB LOTT (Hi, Deb! You're famous now!):

What is the weirdest job you've ever had?
I WAITRESSES UNDERGROUND POKER GAMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

Have you ever turned a hobby into a job or career?
NO, IT WOULDN'T BE A HOBBY IF I DID.

Flowers or trees?
FLOWERS FOR FUN, TREES FOR STRUCTURE AND SHADE

Name something most people hate but is no problem for you?
VEGGIES?

What is your favorite home remedy?
CAMPING ON THE COUCH ALL DAY

Name an old wives' tale that you live by?
I DON'T THINK I LIVE BY ANY OF THEM.

Do you have a letter sweater?
NOPE

Do you live near a policeman/woman, EMT, fireman/woman?
SEVERAL

Is there a windmill near your house?
I DON'T THINK SO

Do you live near any railroad tracks?
I'M SURE I DO BUT I CAN'T THINK OF WHERE

Makeup: "Yes, please?", or "Not so much."?
YES!

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
EGGS DO WHEN YOU BURN THEM.

Have you ever stayed up more than 24 hours?
BACK IN THE DAY...

Did you ever tie your tooth to a doorknob?
YEP! MY KIDS HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH LIKE THAT AS WELL!

If you were invisible, where would you go?
TO MANY PLACE TO NAME.

Tell us about: your chickenpox?
I DON'T REMEMBER THEM, WAS TO YOUNG

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor and why do bars have parking lots?
I'M STILL AMAZED BY THIS ONE- HERE IN LA WE HAVE DAQUERIES TO GO PLACES! THEY'RE DRIVE THROUGHS!!!! YOU ORDER YOUR DRINK AND THEY GIVE IT TO YOU IN A STYROFOAM CUP. THE KEY IS YOU CAN'T HAVE THE STRAW IN THE CUP OR ITS ILLEGAL (BUT YOU CAN HAVE 2 TRAWS, ONE OPEN AND OUT OF THE CUP AND THE OTHER STILL WRAPPED.)
I HAVE ONE ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK (ONLY STOPPED THERE ONCE THOUGH- I HAD TO SEE IF IT WAS REALLY TRUE! WE DON'T HAVE OPEN CONTAINER LAWS HERE I GUESS)