if Iz sweeping on da bed or not.
Iz bet youz asking yourselves
"Gee, what eber happened to dat handsome guy.
Dib he eber git kicked off da bed?"
or
"Hey, do you fink Ozzy's mean mommy kicked him
out into da hallway to sweep all cold and awone?
and how does he maintain his manwy good wooks"
well.......
WOOK..........
not onwy am Iz still on da bed BUT mommy bought me
a new baby bwue fuzzy powyester bwanket, youz know
cuz Iz awwergic to cotton.
Can youz see me?
How'z about now?
How'z about now?
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So anyway, da way Iz get back on da bed isn't because of my mean mommy,
it's because Iz know how to work my magic on Tweadmill Guy.
Boy oh boy, who'z woulda guessed he wuz such a sucker.
Iz gib him dis wook (see bewow)
and Iz say,
"Poor me, all awone, all sad, nobody wuvs me"
den wike a fwash ob wightening,
Iz on da bed sweeping wike a baby.
So anywayz, fought youz all enjoy da continuing saga
"Is Ozzy still on Da Bed or not"
Your fwiend,
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
Cant see the pics but words explain it all :)
yous sures knows hows to gets youbs way
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Fanks guys
Youz da best!

xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
oh Ozzy, you are simply the best
wocky and wiwwy jus lub to hear mommy wead your stories
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Iz manipuwative
Iz guess youz could say.

"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
OMG LMFAO!! EOM
geeez Ozzy...except for the Bud Sewect and da sweep...
sounds wike weze hab da same fewosofy...but it wooks bettew on you den me...LOL!
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Good plan Ozzy... one parent against the other
You don't get what you want from one, just go to the other. One of them HAS to succumb to your handsomely good looks. WTG!
Well, Iz maintain a healthy bawance of nachos and bud sewect.
Iz sweep 20 hours a day and Iz nebber exercise.

Dat is the key.
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
So you answered one burning question, how about the other one?
We know you have used your wily ways to get back in the bed. Now how about telling us how you maintain your manly good looks? That is the secret everyone wants the answer to!
Janice and Toby
yep...dat must be it....weze geneticwy pwoned to be sneaky and
telwepafic...
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Youz geneticwy winked buddy,
Ace
Youz were?
Dat's just cwazy talk, man.

Iz a snugglebug, Amy.
wuv,
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
Yes, my pwan is werking bery well
Iz a sneaky son ob a gun

"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
They're jersey sheets that I got on sale at Target
Thay are so comfy

I know, cotton!!! It is horrible.
That's why we have the poor guy on allergy shots.
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
Iz know, dat's weird
Weawy good wooking guys must fink awike.

"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
why fank youz
da academy award would wook gweat on my mantle.

wuv,
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
We were just thinking that this morning!
Glad to see you can still work the Ozzy magic!!

Iz know how to werk it
and youz can swuish my face anytime.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
Iz a sneaky son ob a gun
Iz gotta admit.

It'z due to years of twial and ewwor.
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
Wisten Jigger
Iz do da same fing and steal my mommy's spot all da time,

on da bed and da sofa.
Her big butt makes her spot nice and warm.
Your mentor,
OZZY
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
It's all about stwadegy and pwaying your cawds wight
Iz fink Iz got it all figured out.

"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
I know
I sure will sleep better tonite knowing the big 'ol hunk of manwy good looks is sweepin in dah big bed and tweadmill guy is a big softie for those big sad gooey eyes. tanks for the update Ozzy.
J & T
OMG! too cute...
he's allergic to cotton! OMG, that's horrible....
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so glad he's back on the bed and I love those "hunter orange" sheets! My hubby would love them! LOL
Hey Ozzy...youz wead my mind!....Weze must hab telepafic powers!
Youz wookin pwetty comfy in dat bed...dats how Iz wike to sweep...sideways..so mommy and daddy iz hangin on to da edges...it cwacks me up...
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Youz got it made in da shade on da bed buddy,
Ace
Ozzy, you're such a good actor --
I expect to see you nominated for an Academy Award this year!!
Of course no one could resist
that face! AWWWWW Ijust want to squish it and smooch it!

Cathy
You're a sly one, Oz-Man!
I'm not letting Q read any of your posts! lol
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Olivia/Kano/Q-Ball
You got her made in da shade, buddy!!!
why just dis morning when my momma got up for half a second, I swooped on up and snuggled into her 'rut' in the warm bed...she petted me and said I was such a good boy...Jigger.
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You gotta be pwetty consistent wif dis stuff. YOU weawwy got dat 'wook' down pat! YOU are my hero, Ozzy, I hab learned many wife wessons fwom you!
I am so gwad you are keeping us all updated on youz watest antics!
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Poor Ozzy! You have that oh poor me look down to an art!!! Daddy's are always suckers for that look! LOL
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as you should be Ozzy
hee hee good thing tweadmill guy is a big softy
.
Nice work Oz! eom
we are outwaged
we'ze been sweeping in our cwates for weeks...and you are stiww in da bed...and wiff a new powyester bwanket to boot?!!! not fair! dats it mobe ober ozzy- we are coming to nebwaska to sweep in da big bed wiff a cozy bwanket.
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your cwate sweeping fwiends,
mack and stewwa
Ozzy you need to
relax alittle there...lol how cute is he....Ozzy has you guys trained really well...lol
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haha - oh my Ozzy, you can really work it, can't you?!
Another funny tale from life with ozzy!!
Iz knew it
I fink you was just cwying wolf beforez. Wasn't you?
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Hug your bulldog every day.
Way to work it Ozzy!
It's funny that your mommy didnt cave but the treadmill guy did....and then mommy bought you a nice new blankie
Between you and I, I am pretty sure your mommy didnt resist much 


It's almost winter, a handsome guy like you should be in a nice cozy warm bed....I'm very happy its working out for you buddy
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France