...Seems that not so long ago...one of his relatives ,a beautiful young woman,that looks surprising like Gary ...anyway she had visions of greatness..and breaking out of that Harriet Nelson mold that owned so many females of her time...
So one night she was wishing on the stars..and a non-earthling on it's way home from Roswell, heard her pleas ,(turned out to be relative of Gary's buddy Roswell....appears the families have remained friends for years and generation after generation...),anyway this non-earthling name was Lucy...and because she also had these visions of greatness...which lead to unauthorized space travel in her daddy's Galaxy 5000 and she was always being told.."LUCY you have some explaining to do..."..
anyway these two instantly became fast,transworld best friends....
and soon opened the first Popeye chicken...with jif peanut butter dipping sauce resturant...they even had their own cooking show on primetime TV....
...So it seems our Gary comes by his quirks and popeye and jif obesession naturally...
Therefore my Evil twin Ce2Me2 will no longer be pursue-ing or wildly tormenting Gary or any members of his family ....for munching and crunching..Ce2Me2's relatives..(most of which she considered feather brains ...and mere gravel peckers anyway..)
... Gary it has been fun digging around in your past..and if you behave..I will not be forced to post some of your other quirks and obessions...chuckle...ce