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I have a funny, but yucky story....

I haven't been here for a while. I still have a brand new digital camera that I cannot work w/ my computer! But have been taking lots of pics. Anyhow - The other day my husband I took our bully, Otis, to the park. We saw another bully, Murphy, (maybe a mixed bully b/c the other dog was much taller than ours). In any event, you know the sniffing starts and the other bully was about 8 or 9 years old. Otis, 1 1/2 years old, went to sniff the other bullie's butt and the dog poopied on my poor doggie's head! Yuck. It was explosive diarrhea! My poor baby had to get two baths! He had it in his eyes and all over his wrinkles, etc. I cleaned him up real good and he was fine. I wish I had a camera so I could send it into America's Funniest Animals! I felt bad, but there wasn't anything we could do. Has this ever happened to anyone else? I just thought I would share...

yep but wasnt poop!

Bruno walked under our boxer while he was peeing and it went all over his head!What a funny story for you!

Oh my gosh! I can't believe this happens so often! Ha ha!

(knocking on wood) We've yet to experience such an "event." You poor guys, having to clean off your other babies!

Grover got peed on a little this weekend by our neighbor dog... he was sniffing the under carriage right when the dog lifted and peed on a bush. Grover was too intently sniffing to care. Luckily, his smooshed face came in handy and he didn't get too wet.

But that's the worst I've seen!

Julia

Would be happy to include Otis; and congrats on the baby!

Just email me his pic or post on here when you can. Ce and I are going to do a group bulldog photo to send to some of the soliders in Iraq, so we'll definitely include him in there.

Love the name Otis. I wrote a novel in which two dogs are partly the heroes. One is a bulldog named 'Po Edgar (a word play on Edgar Allan Poe). His best pal is a dog named Otis.

Congratulations on the upcoming baby. Will you crate him/her?? Just kidding.

I wish it was hard poop, instead b/c

The diarrhea was hard to get out of those cute little wrinkles! It was funny though, after he was crapped on, he was trying to look at it and was backing his bully butt up and trying to look above his eyes on his head and he looked like he was going to vomit...hehehe.

I know but... I need to get a new motherboard or something..

I just have not had the time... I am crazy w/ a million and one things lately and am 4 1/2 months pregnant w/ my first baby! Well, actually Otis is my first baby, but you guys know what I mean...Hehehe... I am on another mission to get the computer fixed...I am just scared it will be a million dollars...If I get it fixed w/in the next week, will you put Otis' pix in w/ your AWESOME stories....hehehe. You are the one that posts the stories, right? If not, I just know that your doggie is probably in them, right??? Otis wants friend on line too....

Yeppers...LOL

Good ole Wellness fish did not agree with Diesel's tummy and Tonka was in the wrong place. What a mess! Tonka forgave Diesel and there were no hard feelings.

Sorry for laughing, but that is soooo hilarious!!

Now get that camera working with your computer, lol!

YES

I went to express Maggie's bowels and bladder, as I have to do frequently because of her incontinence. Well, Cammy was in the wrong place at the wrong time and got a face full of diarreah...... .

I felt terrible!

KRis

Maggie got "bonked" on the head with a hard one...

...too close behind Sophie's big ol' bum..!! She thinks she has to help Sophie whenever Soph "takes the position!"

My address

If you email me, I'll be happy to send my address. I don't like to post it on public message boards becuz the companies that send out junk email use "bots" to surf thru message boards looking for both email and snail mail addresses.

My novel hasn't been published yet. Wish it was, tho.

Oh, don't concern yourself about it

The pic can wait, Cody was a far more urgent matter. Your plate has been way too full lately. I'll even do the photo, if you want to take a break. One of the new programs I bot has some great photo objects I can add to give it more of a military feel (like bandoleros, grenades, etc.). However you want to handle it is fine with me.

poor bully...bum shy now??? :)

When we visit my mom-in-law, her neighbor's two poms come out and run up dan down the fence with arthur.
When he hikes his leg, he has caught the younger of the two Poms (8 mos) more than once. This Pom won't learn....... LOL

take care,
gregg & arthur

OMG



Ok... What a visual!!! LOL

no choking please or we have yet another fluid story ..and just

and going..with this post of digusting but funny...ce

Oh No!!!

How terrible and hysterical at the same time. Poor pooch. They say if a bird poops on you it's supposed to mean good luck, you think that counts for a bulldog too?!

Spike's gotten wet while standing under our Greyhound, but he learned after the first time, not to use him as a bridge

Ooh, bad time to be eating lunch!!! LOL!!!

I usually visit this site on my lunch break... LOL!

Bad time to be eating, not because of the "yucky" stories, but because I'm laughing so hard, I'm going to choke!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I have a good one-

My best friend, my god daughter(4), Winston and I had gone on a trip. We get back and put sleeping Sabrina on the couch and Winston inside while we unpack. We come in a few minutes later-Sabrina is crying-Winstons head is covered in throw up as well as most of the couch! Guess all the junk food you tend to eat on road trips didn't agree with Sabrina and Winston was checking things out and got puked on!

It was really funny!

KB

Ha.ha.ha.

Great idea w/ the sending pix of our babies to the soldiers. If your novel has been published I would like to read it. Right now I am reading the book "The Other End of the Leash". I just picked it up. But I was on a mission to read the book "The Secret Lives of Dogs". It was sold out, so I bought this one and ordered the other one. Send me your address if you can or if you want to wait, I will try to post a pic of Otis. But I might have to go to CVS for that other way of posting a pic. Thanks for the Congratulations!

chuckle and oooooooooo yuck...

let's see I don't know if the ride home from the vet yesterday with Cody and his back door flies shooting hubby and I threw the cage would fit here?hum?ponder..oh I know, maybe the times MoJo just stands under the greyhounds and wonders why his bridge is leaking yellow rain..no?okay then it must be when I caught one of our springers BeanBag sitting behind a dumping greyhounds backside..catching and chomping the tastly little morsels while they was still hot..yup that would be the one...chuckle...okay group YUCK!!!!!!!!!lol...ce...

Gary yes and I haven't forgottten the picture either...I've

been basking in the islands drinking wine with little umbrellas ..and just haven't had the time...to get it going,or to post much ..or even repley to your emails..Sorry not being rude..but this beach is sure pretty...chuckle...ce


ps... I am really am sorry I haven't had a chance to repley to you...my mail box has not had less then 80 emails in it daily for two weeks...and that's just the one email box..the other is riding pretty high to...forgive me?

OMG--what a way to get back into the board!

I'm finally back--too much school for me lately! I'm sorry to laugh, but that is funny! Of course cleaning up the mess isn't funny at all, but this is one in a million!

Love them Bullies!
Jamie

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