Hey, Onswow and Ozzy Iz mad at youz! **PICS**
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Hey, Onswow and Ozzy Iz mad at youz! **PICS**
Submitted by Anonymous on September 16, 2008 - 7:00pmI fawt and fawt about yourz adbice wif da awwuminum foil to keep da doctor fwom pwobing my "swamp a$$".
Iz figured whut do Iz haf to wose?
Appawently, a wot. Wike my dignity.
do youz know how difficult it iz to wap youzself in awwuminum foil wif no opposable fumbz?
Itz much harder den I fawt. Iz so worried about da doctor touching my butt, dat Iz just wanted to cwy.
den wouldn't ya know it? Da binky came home. First he was all wike "What da heck iz you doing wif da awwuminum foil? Mommy iz gonna kill you. Dat stuff doesn't gwow on tweez." Wike duh, Binky! Den Iz expwained my pwan and where'z Iz got da idea. Binky wan upstairz to check BDW and den he came back down to help wap me in da awwuminum foil He said it wuz da bestest idea eber. For some weason dough, da Binky had da same annoying snickery cough dat Ozzy did. Bery stwange.
We twied many combinashuns wif da awwuminum foil.
We weally couldn't agwee on anyfing. Binky seemed weally distwacted by dat snickery cough. Iz suggested dat HE take my pwace at da doctorz office.
Finawwy, after much stwuggling we figured dis wuz da best it was gonna get.
Den after some more snickery coughing, Binky said it wuz time to go. "Go wherez?" Iz asked. A sinking feewing came ober me. Den I knew.
Iz wuz goin to da vet anyway. 
Dis wuz a hug howwible joke at my expense. But a baluable wesson wuz wearned: Dere iz no aboiding da anal pwobe when youz hab da dweaded Swamp A$$. Youz can onwy hope youz hab a pwetty vet tech to stwoke yourz face az it iz happening. Den you can dweam ob faraway pwaces.
P.S. Not funny my "bestestest fwiendz". You iz gonna pay for dis tweachewy one day. Iz swear it.
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Butchie youz so smart. Youz need to patent your remedeez for swa
lol
howdy Amy....sometimes I am so wild....LOL must
be I learned from you...LOL
hugs
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How funny is that. Butchie you are absolutely one amusing boy for sure.
LOL! A real man to wear foil??!!!
You are too funny Deb!
Hugs to you and the crew!!
Amy and Sophia
Butchie....we not laughing at you it takes a real
man to wear foil......
you are hilarious Kari
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ROFLMAO!!!!! That is too funny!!!
Poor Butchie!!!
You is pwobably wight on dat one!!
How bout "do not cross" tape?
Actually
It would make more sense if I stwung it ober my butt. Dat da weal caution awea. lol
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Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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any kisses sure help!
I don't fink mack will mind!
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Heck no!
LOL
Iz make da caution tape wook sexy! 
I stwing it ober my pwibatez. Ain't dat a funny fawt....
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Caution!
Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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Maybe!!
is you wowwied??
Iz you gibing
himz idears? lol
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Otay! but wemeber Iz stiww Mack's girl!!
Smoooch!! Hope dat hewps!!
Maybe you can get de over guys to dwess in pwastic wap!! (or how bout caution tape!)
maybe if youz gabe me a kiss
Iz feel better faster!
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
for you McDolly
Iz wear awwuminum foil all day wong!
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
I fink iz know why (PIC)
it din't work. You was supposed to wear it wike dis guy!
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And you neber danced awound wiff it on. You gotta do da dancing, I fink wabing da handz has sumfing to do wiff it tooz! No wonderz it din't werk. You gotta twy dat and git it on bideo. It jus HAS ta werk.
LOL - Sexy!
Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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Iz dis
da swampy swot? Cuz if it iz I don't wanna touch it. LOL
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Poow Butchie!!
Iz so sowwy dat dis happened to you....Maybe you just need som beer and nachos to make it better!! Wemember wevenge is bery sweet!!
Great pics!!! I love them!! What a way to start the day!! LOL!! ...Amy
I'z gots wots of quarters...
to stick in da slwot!!! ROFL
Lisa & Molly McDolly
not you too Polly!
diz iz so embawwassing.
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
yeah
but firstz youz gotta stick a quarter in my swot.
Iz can't bewieve youz waffin at me McDolly!
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Aw Butchie, that's just not right!
That Binky is going to rot for doing that to you. And as for those "besterez friends" of yours, they'll get what's coming to them one of these days.
I know this isn't what you want to hear, but you're awful cute wrapped up in aluminum.
ROFLMAO
Bwahhaaaaaa......sorry Butchie but iz can't help myself........
phewwwww
Angela and PollyAnna!
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I betz
he watch Pwayboy for fwee! LOL
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Butchie...I habs a quwestion..
can youb gets Sattilwite TV with all dat foil....
I lauffin so hawd I can't bweethe...
Lisa & Molly McDolly
How are Ozzy's ears doing?
Hope he is not itchy any more.
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iz know what you need butchie
and dats all i got to say about dat.
your cant bewieving what you've been frough fwiend,
mack
Well
If it will make you feel bedder I will buy you a wound ob beerz to make it up to youz.
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Howz dat sound?
~Onswow
Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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gud. iz gwad.
now yourz suffering can be ober. but just know dat I will neber forgetz you twicked me.
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
gud. iz gwad.
now yourz suffering can be ober. but just know dat I will neber forgetz you twicked me.
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Oh you gotta be kidding
You wanna fwow away our bestestestest fwendship ober a widdle joke? Cwap, youz making me feel badz.
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Pweeze accept my apowogy. Cwap!
Your Iz hoping you fowgib me iz I still your bestest fwend? (sidez Ozzy)
Onswow
Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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ha.
wikewy stowy. hez pwobabwy wolling awound on da fwoor waffin so hard he can't bweave.
Do me a fabor will ya Auntie Vicky? Pwease make his life MISERABLE while hez away fwom hiz mommy. No TV, no beer no nachoz. And while youz at it, take away his cell phone so he can't call any buwwy or text dem.
Oh, do you hab a number for da Tweadmill Guy? Iz weally need to tawk to him. About my toof. Yeah, datz it. about my toof.
xoxo
butchie
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Hi Butchie!
Ozzy is spending time with me (Auntie) and his human brothers while mom and treadmill guy enjoy a quick trip to Vegas! Not sure if he will be able to check BDW while they are gone, but I will do my best to see that he gets this sad, sad, story!
ob course it didn't work.
But youz alweady knowed dat, didn't you Onswow?
Da onwy gud fing wuz dat Dr. Spector got spwayed wif some ob my A$$ juice. Not Binky dough. Dat would have been much better. Da rat bastard.
your weally mad at you not sure if Iz wanna be bestestest fwiendz anymore (wif Ozzy too)
butchie.
Butchie Boy, the happiest bully on earth!
Iz weely not laffing!
I pwomise. LOL
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Awwwww don't be mad at us Butchiez. We lubb you.
So..............it din't work? Did you get yourz butt squeezed anywayz? Did you fwip out? I need more detailz..
Your I din't mean to embawwass you but cwap dats funny bestest fwend (sidez Ozzy)
Onswow
Wag More, Bark Less!!!
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That either makes me a good teacher....
or a really bad influence!!!!
Hugs!
Amy and Sophia
What the!?
Butchie, I smell Ozzy's mom behind this travesty. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold.
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