Bulldogs World

I am happy to see you. Hey, I am still praying for you and the Warden...I love you guys...

s there anything on TV still worth watching? NOT THAT I KNOW OF!!!

What did you have for breakfast today? A KELLOGS BREAKFAST PROTEIN BAR.

Have you ever swallowed a coin? NOPE!

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? WHAT DID I DO WRONG? WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY?

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail. OH. A BIG OL KING SIZE BED WITH A NICE WESTERN STYLE COMFORTER. A SET OF NICE WOOD DRESSERS IN THE WESTERN STYLE. AN AREA FOR A READING LAMP AND EASY CHAIR. A FIREPLACE. A HUGE WALK IN CLOSET WITH SHELVES, HANGING RODS, CUBBY'S, ETC. A LARGE MASTER BATH WITH A WALK IN STONE SHOWER WITH SEVERAL SHOWER HEADS OR PRAYERS. 

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? I DON'T KNOW! IT'S TOO DARK TO TELL IF THERE ARE ANY CARS OUT THERE!

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? AT SEVERAL ZOO'S.

Is sarcasm your second language? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? FRENCH TOAST, THEN WAFFLES, THEN PANCAKES. NOTHING FANCY ON ANY OF THEM, JUST BUTTER, SYRUP, AND MAYBE BLUEBERRIES.

Where would you like to visit this weekend? THE NEAT HORSE PARK UP IN DECATUR.

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"? IT IS FALSE. I BELIEVE IN CREATION. 

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong? OF COURSE HE IS BILL, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.

What does your name mean? BELOVED.

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? HA! A FRYING PAN TO THE HEAD.

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) NOPE. HUBBY DOES, I DON'T.

What was the last piece of candy you ate? A SNICKERS BAR.

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? LOL! ONLY A SIGN LANGUAGE PERSON WOULD THINK OF THAT:-)

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? THE SNICKERS BAR FROM EARLIER!

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? I THINK THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH THEIR TIME, FRANKLY.

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"? LOL!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!

Your favorite salad dressing? BLUE CHEESE.

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? YEP. FAILED MISERABLY! I AM NOT A CRAFTS PERSON.

Bacon bits or croutons? NEITHER. I LIKE SUNFLOWER SEEDS ON MY SALAD!

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! NOT THAT I KNOW OF!!

Thanks Bill, this was fun!

Is there anything on TV still worth watching?

Oh my gawd, yes. TV is better than movies. Movies are all about special effect. TV has plot, character development and many episodes to build a story. You've got Dexter, Leverage, 30-Rock, True Blood and many more, plus some really fine doumentaries and old movies. If you ignore the 'reality' TV, it's another Golden Age.

What did you have for breakfast today?

The usual. Coffee with milk.

Have you ever swallowed a coin?

No.

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind?

Oh, Gawd!, I can't afford this.

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail.

A large room with two walk-in closets and two king-sized beds, one for the people and one for the bulldog.

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off?

They don't have funerals at night, silly. The cemetaries are closed.

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever?

Not a uniform per-se, but I had to wear a polo shirt and black pants.

Is sarcasm your second language?

What? Me? Sarcastic? Never.

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them?

A pancake with butter.

Where would you like to visit this weekend?

Jolly England where bulldogs all wear pants.

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"?

It happened a long time ago. I may be old, but I wasn't there and it wasn't my fault.

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong?

Of course he's wrong. He's wrong even if he's not in a forest.

What does your name mean?

Crowned one. In Yiddish it's American Jewish Princess.

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use?

A meat tenderizer.

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".)

I rip them open with my teeth.

What was the last piece of candy you ate?

Dark chocolate covered coconut pieces.

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is?

I do. I do point at my crotch.

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought?

I bought some de-caff coffee by mistake.

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend?

Do you mean Friday, Saturday and Sunday, or just Friday and Saturday?

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Your favorite salad dressing?

My own home made.

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"?

I have attempted. I'm not saying anything else.

Bacon bits or croutons?

Croutons.

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell!

I was in India and picked up some sort of intestinal thing. Couldn't eat solid food for about three months. Bleech.

THANKS FOR THE SURVEY!

It is tough getting back up.  Sometimes we will still stumble, but we have to remember the good times we had with our babies.

Is there anything on TV still worth watching?  There aren't too many good shows left.

What did you have for breakfast today?  Mini muffins and a glass of milk

Have you ever swallowed a coin? Nope but put a vitamin up my nose

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? 
What the f... Did I do.

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail.  Any place with my hubby and fur babies is my perfect bedroom.

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? They have to flash their lights.

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? No uniforms for me.

Is sarcasm your second language? You mean there is another language besides sarcasm?

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? French toast with powder sugar and real maple syrup.

Where would you like to visit this weekend? Too busy this weekend, how about next weekend?

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"?  It's a good show.

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong? Duh he already knows he is wrong.

What does your name mean? I think God's princess.  That's a lot to live up too.

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? Peeler

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) My finger

What was the last piece of candy you ate? Small butterfinger crisp

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? 
That is what the pee pee dance is for.

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought?  Everything I buy is worth something to me.

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend?  They might be part of my family.

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?  I like tube ter book better.

Your favorite salad dressing? Depends on the salad

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? I like to think I am part Martha Stewart, but not the prison part or the super control freak part.

I might be her pinky finger or big toe.

Bacon bits or croutons? Neither please.

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell!  Does salmonella count as a parasite?  If so it was horrible.

:)

Is there anything on TV still worth watching?

NOT UNLESS IT'S ON HBO, SHOWCASE OR ONE OF THOSE TYPE CHANNELS.  I PRETTY MUCH ONLY WATCH DVDs NOW. 

What did you have for breakfast today?

HOT CHOCOLATE

 Have you ever swallowed a coin?

YES!  MY SISTER WAS TICKLING ME AND POURING PENNIES ON MY FACE.  NICE, RIGHT?  I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR'S.  THEY GAVE ME "GINGERALE" WITH SOMETHING IN IT TO MAKE ME THROW UP AND THEN PUT ME ON A SPINNING STOOL.  NICE, RIGHT?  LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT DIDN'T COME OUT THAT DAY. 

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind?

OFFICER JOHN FROM C.H.I.P.S.

 Describe the perfect bedroom in detail.

DARK COLOUR, BIG  FIRM BED, READING LAMP, A PLACE TO STACK MY BOOKS, BLINDS THAT BLOCK OUT THE SUN SO I CAN SLEEP IN, AND STAIRS FOR STELLA 

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off?

I HOPE NOT! 

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever?

CLOSEST I CAME WAS HAVING TO WEAR A NAME TAG AT THE ROYAL BANK. 

Is sarcasm your second language?

NOT REALLY

 Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them?

FRENCH TOAST WITH A BIT OF CINNAMON, LOTS OF BUTTER AND TONS OF MAPLE SYROP 

Where would you like to visit this weekend?

MY NIECE AND NEPHEW IN TORONTO 

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"?

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT.  IT'S BRILLIANT!

 If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong?

DUH, OF COURSE! 

What does your name mean?
ACCORDING TO THE BABY BOOKS, IT MEANS "HEAVEN"

 If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use?

THE MICROWAVE 

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".)

NO - I USED TO THOUGH 

What was the last piece of candy you ate?

A MINT CHOCOLATE PATTY 

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is?

HA, HA!! THAT IS CLASSIC BILL!

 What is the last basically worthless thing you bought?

CUT FLOWERS FOR MY HUBBY WHO BROKE HIS FOOT.

 What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend?

NOT MUCH.

 Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?

BILL, YOU ARE SAVING ME TONIGHT! 

Your favorite salad dressing?

RANCH 

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"?

I'M ACTUALLY VERY CRAFTY.  I HAVE EVEN SOLD MY CRAFTS AT A LOCAL SHOW FOR THREE YEARS (DOGGY COLLARS AND POO BAG HOLDERS) 

Bacon bits or croutons?

OH, WHAT THE HECK.  BOTH!

 Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell!

HECK NO!

Is there anything on TV still worth watching? Yes, Game of Thrones and True Blood

What did you have for breakfast today?  A bagel and coffee

Have you ever swallowed a coin?  No

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? Is it a male or female cop?

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail. Um, well a king size bed with satin sheets and a super soft satin comforter (used to have one till my German Shepherd's nails kinda tore it up:/). I dont know lol, that's all I could think of off hand.

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? No? Are they even ever held at night?

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? I was in the Air Force.

Is sarcasm your second language? Yes!

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? Hmm, waffles...pancakes...waffles...pancakes...decisions decisions...

Where would you like to visit this weekend? I would love to go skiing:)

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"? I think some scientists have too much free time on their hands.

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong?  Maybe:)

What does your name mean? According to wikipedia: The name Jennifer is a Cornish variant of Guinevere meaning The White Fay or White Ghost

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? If I told you, I'd have to kill you:P

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) Nope, I use my hands and usually end up ripping it all up in the process.

What was the last piece of candy you ate? A 3 Musketeers cherry flavored candy

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? Because that could be taken a different way lol?

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? Probably the cat's little scratching toy since he still prefers the couches...

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? Been there, done that, got the t-shirt?

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"? LOL

Your favorite salad dressing? Ranch

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? Yeah that doesn't usually work out too well...I do make my own halloween costumes though:)

Bacon bits or croutons? Both?

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! Ew, no.

Is there anything on TV still worth watching?   We just watch XMen, the Movie  Very good we had never seen it

What did you have for breakfast today?   Coffee

Have you ever swallowed a coin? does a Korean Wan count?

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? 'We're gonna go to the Y - M - C  - A, come on down to the Y - M - C - A

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail.  Full of bullies :)

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off?

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? US Navy -

Is sarcasm your second language?   Most Definately

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them?   French Toast w/ a French Maid :)

Where would you like to visit this weekend? *clicking my heels* 'there is no place like home'

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"? it was a Dud

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong?  *is Dottie putting you up to this one?*

What does your name mean? ahhh Tall Goofy Bad Posteure Bully Lover (In American Indian of course!)

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? Tongs, w/ the Silicone Tips !

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) No I open it with a BILL OPENER !

What was the last piece of candy you ate?  MM's

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? But I do! and then I do the PEE PEE Dance

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? Kellie Picklers Latest CD on 'Pre-order' was suppose to come autographed :/

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? That there are more than 2 days in a week, they should be drunk atleast 4 if not 5 of them!

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?

Your favorite salad dressing? 1000 island

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"?

Bacon bits or croutons?  Bacon SLABS

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! Only if  Gonoherra a Parasite? (scroll back to Uniform question I WAS in the NAVY !)

*tips my hat to Chunk*   RIP buddy

Yeah, when you get knocked off the horse, you eventually have to get back on again, so here goes. I'm almost ready to explain what happened with Chunk but it's so hard to get "started". Anyway, here ya go, doggers! 

Is there anything on TV still worth watching? Cesar Milan, Anderson

What did you have for breakfast today? As always, Porridge

Have you ever swallowed a coin? Not that I remember

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? WTF

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail. A bed covered with bulldogs.

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? Of course

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? A restaurant

Is sarcasm your second language? No

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? Pancakes with butter and real maple syrup

Where would you like to visit this weekend? NYC

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"? LOOOOVVVVEEEEE it!

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong? But of course

What does your name mean? Song of Joy

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? Wine bottle opener

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) Yes

What was the last piece of candy you ate? Werthers 

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? Too obvious

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? Rarely do I buy worthless junk

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? Better them than me

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"? No

Your favorite salad dressing? Poppyseed

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? stain glass is my hobby

Bacon bits or croutons? Both

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! Never thankfully.

 Is there anything on TV still worth watching?   I dont 'do' TV but I do Netflicks and Hulu.  For TV shows I am hooked on Downton Abbey and Portlandia.....both very different,  I love House ntoo
 
What did you have for breakfast today?  OH boy, well I had Bulletproof Coffee, it is like a meal replacement, I am on a Primal diet, which means no processed foods, no sugar, no wheat....my coffee was a strong brew, 2 tsp of coconut oil, 1 tsp grass fed butter, then whipped up.......creamy goodness, and it will hold me  until dinner when I have the time to properly cook a meal of protien and veggies

Have you ever swallowed a coin? My son did, we thought he swallowed a paperclip, took him in, did an extra and turned out to be a coin, thought we had a money maker......turned out the exact opposite

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? Wish I had a box of doughnuts on me right now

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail. 20 x 30 space with a side sitting area.  King size bed, four poster,  Greys, blacks, and accents of yellow and white.  A lounge chair and a window bench seat both for reading areas.  steps for Kippah to get on the bed and the window seat

 If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? I don't like this tradition, so no comment

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? Long ago I manage a Chevron Gas station and store....LONG ago

Is sarcasm your second language? My first,  sheesssh

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? mmeehh....not a huge fan of either, but I would say pumpkin waffles made with coconut flour, topped with applesauce and crumpled bacon

Where would you like to visit this weekend? Bora Bora

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"?   the TV show is entertaining.......the theory of how we came about..well it just makes me sad.  I know how I got here.  And although I have an explosive personality at times, it is not how I came to be

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong? WHAT??? then who told him to talk?

What does your name mean?

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? can opener

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) open mail??  typically I dont, but never with a letter opener

What was the last piece of candy you ate? hmmmmmm.  I think it was the home made butterfingers I made at Christmas

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? who said I dont?

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? a cosmetic that said I would look 10 years younger instantly....LIARS

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? IF they are bound in addiction I feel badly for them, IF they are doing it for recreation and not addicted then to each their own.....not my cup of spiked tea, but I do other things that people dont understand----who am I to judge?

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?

Your favorite salad dressing? Blue cheese

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? Lots, working on another lap quilt right now, finished one last week

Bacon bits or croutons? Bacon bits but only if they are the real thing and not canned, immitation, preserved etc

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! Lets see, a tick is a parasite, right?  And Giardia is a parasite too........I would take the tick any time over the other

Is there anything on TV still worth watching? Yes, "Flashpoint"

What did you have for breakfast today? Cheese & Ham Omelette w/Pancakes

Have you ever swallowed a coin? Nope

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind? Is my inspection out? /How uncomfortable are those boots to ride in?

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail. Just about any that Ty Pennington has designed!

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? Can you turn tall he lights off on new cars?

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever? McDonalds, Roy Rogers

Is sarcasm your second language? Nope, its my first language! :)

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them? Pancakes w/butter and syrup

Where would you like to visit this weekend? My bed.

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"? I don't watch it regularly but it has is funny moments.

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong? Of course!!

What does your name mean? Dear One (French)

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use? Meat tenderizer mallet

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".) nope, fingers only...paper cuts be da**ed

What was the last piece of candy you ate? Sweethearts conversation heart

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is? Um?!?!?!? Good question...

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought? A Valentine's Day t-shirt for Hazel (it has a b&w bulldog on it) :)

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? Why can't I do that anymore?

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"? LOVE IT!!!!

Your favorite salad dressing? Blue Cheese

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"? quite a few things!

Bacon bits or croutons? Real bacon pieces

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell! Only fleas ;)

Is there anything on TV still worth watching?  yes
 
What did you have for breakfast today? bacon, eggs, hash, coffee

Have you ever swallowed a coin? no

A motorcycle cop pulls you over. You think you haven't done anything wrong. What thoughts go through your mind?  nothing but oh $h!t

Describe the perfect bedroom in detail.

If a funeral procession is held at night, do the cars all keep their lights off? of course not

Where did you work when you had to wear a uniform, if ever?  never

Is sarcasm your second language?  yes it is but you know that

Waffles, pancakes or French toast, and what do you like on them?  butter and maple syrup

Where would you like to visit this weekend?   nowhere

What is your take on "The Big Bang Theory"?  the actual theory or the tv show?  the theory - it's possible.  the tv show-  kinda funny.  Hubs loves it.

If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman around, is he still wrong?  YES !!

What does your name mean? according to google, it means lily

If you were to kill someone (don't panic yet), Hollywood movie style, what kitchen utensil would you use?  the biggest, sharpest butcher knife I have

Do you open your mail with a letter opener? (Okay, smart a$$, don't tell me, "with my mouse".)  yes

What was the last piece of candy you ate?  jujubes

If you point at your wrist when you want to know the time, why don't you point at your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is?  I don't point at my wrist

What is the last basically worthless thing you bought?  nothing comes to mind

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend?  good for them

Did you hear; YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join into one entity called "You Twit Face"?  yes I heard that

Your favorite salad dressing?  creamy garlic

Have you ever attempted to make anything "crafty"?  yes

Bacon bits or croutons?  bacon bits

Have you ever had a parasite before? Tell! Tell!  never

Thanks Bill !!!