Bulldogs World

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be?

I am already nocturnal.

What color is your toothbrush?

Amber.

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why?

Any singer whose songs consist mainly of Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States?

Tom Jefferson. SEXY REDHEAD!

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in.

Boca Raton and Hollywood, FL and Washington D.C. (I have a very small family)

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.)

Disapproval.

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!)

We short-legged people don't run.

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so?

Bulldogs are the best thing in my life and in the universe.

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum)

There used to be only one main hour hand and you'd be expected to gague the time by how far between the numbers of the hour hand. That's why.

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why?

1) Dishwasher  2) Clothes washer  3) clothes dryer. Why? Because I've seen life without these and I don't like it.

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation?

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full?

Not at all. But they shouldn't sign when they're picking up the dog poop.

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why?

My husband David is my superhero.

Who washes your car?

The auto car wash on Lake Street.

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet?

He gets a hard on.

The last person to grab your booty?

David.

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay?

Yummy!

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion?

Oddly, this happened at the real estate office where I am a real estate agent. Confusion? No, chaos. This was more than a year ago and there are still repercutions. People are still leaving for other offices. The magic is gone.

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small?

A writer. Which is what I still do.

Your worst or best memory of high school?

So many worse ones. High school is a little piece of hell. The only good thing is that it's better than Junior High.

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__________fan.

I am not a closet anything. What you see is what you get.

Who/what inspires you?

Music and Paul Wellstone.

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"?

Well, yeah.

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why?

Bulldogs.

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter?

I've never been that good at science, but sunlight doesn't seem to do either to me.

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"?

'Macaroi' was the 1770s term for 'cool.' The song was mocking the Yankee Doodle for thinking he was the coolest and hippest guy in town because he stuck a feather in his hat.

THANKS FOR THE SURVEY!

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be? BARN OWL

What color is your toothbrush? PINK & WHITE

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why? MICHAEL JACKSON, SOO OVERATED!!

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States? FRANKLIN PIERCE

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in. HOUSTON, TX; LITTLE FALLS, NY; ROCKY POINT, NY; MEDFORD, NY; LAKE PANASNOFSKEE, FL; MARANA, AZ; HOPAUGE, NY; CENTRAL ISLIP, NY; CENTEREACH, NY; LOVETSVILLE, VA; PURCEVILLE, VA; EAST BERLIN, PA; WESTCHESTER, NY; INIANAPOLIS, IN; ASHEVILLE, NC;

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.) BEING SPANKED BY MY DAD

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!) UMMM???

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so? RESUCING MY BABY....SHE HAS BROUGHT MORE LOVE AND JOY INTO MY LIFE THAN I COULD IMAGINE

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum) BECAUSE IT COUNTS THE SECONDS SILLY!!

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? REFRIDGERATOR - KEEPS FOOD FRESH AND IS AN AIR-TIGHT CABINET, MICROWAVE - TO COOK AND HEAT WATER; WASHER/DRYER UNIT - CLEAN CLOTHES

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation? SHH!! IT'S NOT G-RATED!

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full? NOPE, ONLY WHEN THEIR HANDS ARE FULL!

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why? BATMAN, HE'S GOT FUN TOYS

Who washes your car? THE GUYS AT THE CAR WASH OR MY DAD (<---SPOILED DADDY'S GIRL HERE!)

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet? WHY DOES HE NEED A TOILET IF HE LIVES IN THE SEA?

The last person to grab your booty? IT'S BEEN TOO LONG TO REMEMBER...

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay? YAY!

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion? MOST ALL REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS CAUSE CONFUSION

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small? A MARINE BIIOLOGIST WHO LIVED ON A RANCH AND WROTE CHILDREN'S NOVELS

Your worst or best memory of high school? HIGH SCHOOL WAS A BAD MEMORY

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__________fan. REALITY SHOW

Who/what inspires you? MY MOTHER, FOR HER STRENGTH & UNYIELDING FAITH

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"? ONLY IF YOU PASS ON THE LEFT

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why? CROSSBOW, SILENTLY, DEADLY, AND EASY TO FIND AMMO FOR

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter? ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST MYSTERIES

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"? THE FEATHER OF COURSE, THE HORSE'S NAME WAS FRED!

;) SAFE PARTYING TO ONE AND ALL!!!
 

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be?  I do tend to be a 'nighttime person'. If I was to be an animal, maybe an owl?

What color is your toothbrush? Blue & white

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why?  Whitney Houston, she can't sing, only screams.

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States?  Bill Clinton in modern times, George Washington ('father' of the country) in early times.

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in. There are relatives I don't know where they live, and that I don't care where they live as long as it is far away from me.

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.)  Got spanked a lot.

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!)  Chasing after a dog that was fence fighting and had a grip on another dog's face. Almost too winded when I got there to pick the dog up and drag her away.

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so?  Showing a dog of my own breeding to it's Championship.

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum)  Because it marks the seconds of an hour

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? Hot water heater, washer and microwave. To shower, have clean clothes and eat.

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation?  Took a helicopter ride to the top of a mountain in Alaska and helped scatter ashes of my partner's father. When I tossed a handfull of the old man's ashes into the air, the wind shifted and blew him back into my face - sort of a parody of my relationship with him

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full?  No idea

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why?  Captain America, Jimmy Buffett sings why

Who washes your car?  The lot boys at the dealership I bought it from, part of the perks.

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet? No idea

The last person to grab your booty?  Been too long ago to remember.

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay?  Yuck!

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion?  No, only generates cash flow.

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small?  A jockey

Your worst or best memory of high school? All of HS was worst

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__ cat __fan.

Who/what inspires you?  My dogs

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"?  No

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why?  No idea

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter?  One of the great mysteries of life....

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"?  I always thought the feather and decided that made Yankee Doodle a weirdo.

Bwahahahaha, can't get the song out of your head now, can you? You're welcome!! Not at all.

ive never really had the time to do the surveys, but im behind the desk at work today,rather then the floor.. so here we go!!YAYA

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be? .. HMMM MAYBE AN OWL! SO I CAN SIT AND STARE AT EVERYONE! HAHAH

What color is your toothbrush? PINK HANDLE, WITH WHITE AND GREEN BRISTLES :p)

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why? IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BRITNEY SPEARS... MORE LIKE 2000 BRITNEY, SHE SOUNDS FAKE AND TOTALLY ANNOYING!

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States? NONE HAHAH

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in. WANTAGH,NY...LEVITTOWN,NY...EAST NORTHPORT,NY, COCOA BEACH,FL...LONGBEACH,NY..MASSAPEQUA,NY

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.) UMM WELL WHEN I WAS LIKE 7 I TOLD MY DAD TO F*CK OFF.. I GOT A GOOD OL SLAP IN THE TUSH FOR THAT ONE!.. USUALLY HERE JUST A GO TO YOUR ROOM PUNISHMENTS, BUT THAT WAS A DOOZEY HAHAH

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!) ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO WE WERE IN THE CITY, I READ THE TIMEEABLE WRONG FOR THE TRAIN AND HAD TO HAUL ASS TO GET THE THE STATION.. (IN 6 INCH HEELS!!!!)

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so? THAT WOULD BE MARRYING MY HUSBAND, I WAS A BIT OF A WAYWARD TEEN, AND HE WAS ABLE TO BRING ME BACK TO MYSELF AND HELP ME IN MY ROUGH PATCHES, IM EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR HIM.. AND MY MR DOZER OF COARSSE!!

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum) WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??. I DONT GET IT? HAHAH

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? mICROWAVE.. U CAN COOK ANYTHING IN THAT... BLOWDRYER.. BECAUE IM A HAIRDRESSER AND NEED THAT. AND A TV. SOMETHING GOTTA KEEP ME BUSY :)

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation? WHEN WE WERE AWAY ON OUR HONEYMOON MY HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WAS BE ROMANTIC TO PULL A FLOWER OFF ONE OF THE BUSHES AS WE WERE WALKING TO THE POOL AND STICK IT BEHIND MY EAR.. WELL THE LIZARD DIDNT THINK SO!!! AND JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSH AND ATTACKED ME HEAD HAHAHAHA

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full? A DUMB PERSON YES... AND DEAF PERSON NO. CAUSE YOUR GOING TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE INTERPRETER ANYWAY!

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why? BATMAN... BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

Who washes your car? THE MAN AT THE CAR WASH :)

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet? WHOSE AQUAMAN?

The last person to grab your booty? ONE OF THE GIRLS AT MY JOB, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U WORK IN A HAIRSALON HAHA

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay? YAY ALL THE WAY

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion? NOT REALLY SURE?

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small?A BALLERINA OF COARSE 

Your worst or best memory of high school? WORST:.. 9/11 WE WERE STILL IN SCHOOL, ON LOCKDOWN. AND I FOUND OUT 3 OF MY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS LOST THERE DADS. my best.... meeting my hubby senior year.!

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__________fan. nail poliish !!!

Who/what inspires you? my parents.. they have so much going on in there lives. but everyday that i talked to them there happy and nothing kills there spirits

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"? dpends on what your passing by! haha

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why? shotgun! cuase its the only weapon i know how to use hahaha

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter?

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"?  im thinking the father :)

yay that was fun <3

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be? Snow Leopard

What color is your toothbrush? White with a yellow end

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why? Tough since I only listen to the music I like.

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States? Hmmm Maybe Harry S. Truman

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in.  Minnesota, Illinois, Nebraska, Texas (that is all I think)

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.)  Spanking

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!) In my dream

 What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so? Life is the most rewarding experience

 Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum) What's a second hand?  J/K

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? Stove, Fridge and washer.  That way I can store food, cook food and smell clean.

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation? A disney character was a little to nice to me on my honeymoon.

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full? only if their mouth is open.

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why? Batman.  I have loved him since I was a young girl

Who washes your car? My husband or the car wash.

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet?  the ocean bubbles

The last person to grab your booty?  husband

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay? nay (had samonella once, don't want to chance it again)

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion?  only due to commision fees.

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small?  a lot of things

Your worst or best memory of high school? all four years were the worst and the best

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__________fan.  twilight

Who/what inspires you? My family and animals.

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"?  Only if you steal it

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why? Bow and Arrows (but I don't know how to use them, so I will have to start learning).  You can reuse the arrows, so you won't run out and you don't have to be close to shot them.

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter? Different types of pigments

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"? feather in his hat.

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be? ................... howler monkey 

What color is your toothbrush?...........pink and white 

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why? ............. the Wiggles because their songs drive me insane

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States? .......uh, good question, I want to see what Rick says 

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in. .....Germany, Thailand, Fairbanks, Alaska, Wilmington, NC, Virginia Beach, Va, Roanoke, Va

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.) ......taking something away, like pool time

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!) .....this past Monday when my elderly neighbor fell in his driveway, and passed out

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so? .....motherhood because my kids make the little things in life more precious and are the proof that God is real

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum) ...... because its the second hand LOL

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? .....micowave because I can cook anything in there, washer because I don't want to clean clothes by hand and could even throw the dishes in there if I got desperate and the tv because I'm addicted to some shows

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation?.......I have to think on that one since its been a while 

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full? .......only if they don't share

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why? .......Batman because his tights were at least manly looking

Who washes your car? .....the rain

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet? ......doesn't he just pee in the water?

The last person to grab your booty? ........the hubby

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay? ......yea if its a homemade batch

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion? ......everything is confusing nowadays

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small? .......a doctor

Your worst or best memory of high school? ......worst was being the only asian kid in a school full of rednecks

Fill in the blank: I am a closet__________fan. .........horror movie, horror book, though I really don't hide it all that much

Who/what inspires you? ........I'm a Presbyterian but the buddhist monks inspire me to try and be more peaceful

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"? ......the law is only broken if the cops are there to see it but you should always deny, deny, deny

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why? ......common sense because if I can outwit the zombies, I should be good

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter?...........my hair is already dark 

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"? ..... I think he was a bit tipsy so who knows, did they even have macaroni back then?

If you were a nocturnal animal, what would you be?  RACOON - THEY ALWAYS FIND THE FOOD!

What color is your toothbrush? GRAY AND WHITE

If you could get rid of the songs of any particular singer forever, who would it be and why? LOVE ALL MUSIC EXCEPT FOR RAP - YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL!

Who has been the sexiest president of the United States? I LOVED BILL CLINTON

List all the cities, states and countries that you have relatives living in. MASSACHUSETTS

When you were a child, what was the worst punishment you could get for being bad? (And don't lie and say you were never bad.) TAKING AWAY THE TV AND MY FRIENDS

When is the last time you ran? (Actually hauled butt!) PRETTY SAD BUT I DON'T REMEMBER

What has been your most rewarding experience so far in life and what made it so? HAVING CHILDREN AND WATCHING THEM GROW INTO AMAZING YOUNG MEN

Why is the second hand called the second hand, when it's actually the third hand? (Rum, rum, rum) INTERESTING......

You have to spend the rest of your life living in your house with only three appliances. Which three will you pick and why? FRIDGE, STOVE, MICROWAVE

What is the most unusual thing to happen to you while on vacation? NOTHING

Is it rude for a deaf/dumb person to talk/sign while their mouth is full?

If you were to marry a superhero, who would you select and why? SUPERMAN - HE'S GOT IT ALL!

Who washes your car? MY HUSBAND OR THE CAR WASH

What happens when Aquaman tries to flush his toilet? HE GETS FLUSHED

The last person to grab your booty? HUBBY

Raw cookie dough: yea or nay? NAY

If a real estate office sells its own building, does it create confusion?

What did you want to grow up to be when you were small? A VET

Your worst or best memory of high school? WORST - MY MOM SLAPPED ME ACCROSS THE FACE AT THE MALL IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS.  I WAS DEVASTATED - LOOKING BACK, I DESERVED TO BE SLAPPED! 

Fill in the blank: I am a closet_REALITY SHOW_fan.

Who/what inspires you? ONLY ONE PERSON - MY MOM

Are you breaking the law if you pass the signs that read "Do not pass"?

Because of the impending zombie apocalypse, what weapon will you choose to defend yourself and why?

Why does sunlight make your skin darker but makes your hair lighter? THE SUN IS SOOOO BAD FOR YOU!!!

When Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony and stuck a feather in his hat, was he calling the pony or the feather, "Macaroni"? ????/\

Bwahahahaha, can't get the song out of your head now, can you? You're welcome!!

And...........that's a wrap! I already did my shopping for Sunday. I took the Cap'n with me and we made a new friend named "Sailor Jerry". Now I got two old salts to hang out with me. Woo-hoo! Oh, and since we're all friend here and always have the decency to not call each other names....................GO GIANTS!!! And my cheer for the Patriots is, "Exlax, Exlax, go team go!!" Okay, you can hate me if you want. Out!