so, yesterday, Iz fought I'd be a nice guy and help Tweadmill Guy wiff dinner
Submitted by Buddy and Karen on December 1, 2011 - 3:17pmYouz see, Iz wuz sitting awound half asweep
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when suddenwy Iz smelled somefing good coming fwom da kitchen.
Iz began to dwool.
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Iz saw Tweadmill Guy wuz pwepawing dinner so da nice guy dat Iz am, Iz went ober to wend him a hand.
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Iz got da neccessawy ingwedients out ob da wefwidgewator and eberyfing
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Wez made pasketti wiff vodka sauce and a tossed sawad wiff womaine wettuce, fwesh mozzewewwa cheese, and itawian dwessing.
Iz waited patientwy for my share.
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but awas, none wuz to be had. All da work for naught. What a wip.
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nebber gonna do dat again.
Your fwiend who weawy wants pasketti wiff vodka sauce,
Buddy
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awww how about some lasagna? :)
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oh yeah, a nice swab ob wasagna would hit da spot
better den da bowing ol' kibble wez gotta eat....
Buddy! I need a helper....
would you like to come live with me for a bit? I really can use the help.
Did Mommy ever tell you that you and Tweadmill guy kinda look da same from behind? LOL
Miss Annie, Iz come wive wiff youz if youz share your pasketti..
wiff me. Deal?
xoxoxoxooxoxoox
No wonder you feel like you have to eat rocks
Something sinks here. And I don't mean the peskety and vodka sauce - that looks delicious.
On some level, I can see why you didn't get any of that because it does contain a controlled substance (you'll be able to consume those when you're 3). But the least TG could have done was give you a piece of that mozzarella for cryin' out loud. That's full of calcium and good for you!
Iz twied to weason wiff him and thweatened to eat wocks if he
....dibn't share but dat stwagedy dibn't work.
The nerve!!
After all that hard work & help, you get nothin'!
that's it - go on strike...sit & pout until you get the goods :)
Smoooooch!
Cathy & Zimmer
www.midatlanticbulldogrescue.com
Caffy! tell mez about it!
total wip off!
Whut da heck!
Iz don't see any chocowate in dere. Deyz always saying youz can't hab dis, its chocowate. Guess what I got some wast weekend (a Bwownie!) and it made me sick. Don't eat da chocowate. maybe da sketti make youz sick too.
Your fwend who wearned da hawd way,
Onswow
youz ate a bwownie! Man, Onswow, youz wive on da edge!
Youz a cwazy son ob a gun!
Iz got a pwace for tweadmill guy next time he don't share.
snicker
dat's good, Onswow, but wez need to git doze swats cwoser...
togedder so he can't escape.
*snicker snicker snicker*
Iz got some 2x4's.
good finking.
Gweat. Iz wound up a couple hammers and some nails
and wez go to town!
Don't forget to wear your safety glasses!
Stella sez you can borrow hers. A woodchip in the eye can be a b!!tch.
hey, doze are cool!
not onwy are doze safety gwasses functional dey're esthetic too!
Yup, and...
You can put on a CD of George Thoroughgood's "Bad to the Bone" and strutt around the room in a really manly way. The ladies will love it!
Stella uses them to attract lots of attention, including from a tatooed motorcycle dude once. He stopped on the side of the road and came over, scaring mummy a bit - that is until he started cooing "oh, what a pretty little bulldog you are!" :)
OMGosh:-) That is hilarious!
Never judge a biker dude badly...they are usually full of fluff and butter:-)
Amy and Sophia
haha! Safety fiwst! I don't hab gwasses -
so Iz might take you up on dat genewous offer =)
how rude!
I think you should report Tweadmill guy to the authorities for animal cruelty!
Shannon and Winston :)
My swimming bully buddy!
wude is wight and weawy widicuwous too
here Iz swave away in da kitchen and all for nuffin'! Nuffin!!!!
Give me a tissue
That just makes me cry! Poor baby, I sure wish they took better care of you....You and Kippah could really have a ball, especially since she is still too short to do all da cookin; like you can!
Loves and Smooches, Kippa and Mama (Annette)
yeah, it's a sad state ob affairs. Iz so depwived and negwected
Hey, Kippah, youz pwetty cute! xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox
ha ha
A day in the life of a Bulldog! That supper does look good. Can't blame him for wanting his share especially after all the work he did in helping prepare it. LOL
sure!!!!
I would share wif yew! Kisses included!
It wouldn't be legal
Awww Buddy...you are too cute but still too young for the vodka sauce! Maybe the treadmill guy could have made you a Shirley Temple spaghetti sauce. But if you really wanted to get him back, you go lay your head on his pillow after you've made all that drool. That'll show him! And get pics of it! LOL
Nakina
After you slaved in the kitchen for hours with Treadmill Guy,...
He wouldn't serve you up a plate of that delicious Spaghetti? What a rude bum!! Really. Never heard of something so rude. Rude, rude, rude:-)
Did mommy even slip you a noodle? No! Well, she is off Santa's Christmas list too.
Amy and Sophia