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Ozzy's swim wear edition 2010


Huh? Whut? It'z swimsuit time again? Iz don't wanna do it, Iz wuz sweeping. Whut do youz mean dere's a big surpwise?


Whut's da surpwise?


 



 


A WUXURY POOL AND SPA?!?!?! Wet me go frow my suit on!



 


Whut do youz fink? Iz fought Iz stwut my stuff poolside wiff dis stwipy swim showt dis year.


(See, it's not a skiwt Onswow, smawt aweck)



 


Here.




Can youz see it better now?


(Dis pose is espeshuwwy for da wadies, youz know who youz are. Yeah dat's wight)



 


Mommy said Iz hab to cwose my eyes and turn my back for da offishul unbeiling of my pool and spa. Don't wook Bonkers!



 


Uh-oh. Ozzy's not gonna wike dis.



 


Okay, dis is it. Dwum woll pwease.....



Uh................Iz don't bewieve dis........... Iz weawy don't bewieve dis..............is mommy kidding me?.........



WOW!!!!!! DIS IS DA COOWEST FING IZ EBER SEEN! HOWY CWAP!


Wait til Onswow sees dis!


 



It'z outdoor twanquility at it'z finest wiff an encwosed intimacy. Da architecture and design bwends well wiff da surwounding enbironment.



Check out dis vewtical water ewement of moving water, it weawy bwings dis wuxury pool and spa to life!



Boy oh boy, Iz exhausted fwom all da excitement and sensory oberwoad.


Iz fink Iz hear a bud sewect calwing my name, "Ozzy, Ozzy, come dwink me"



Man oh man, whut a day whut a day!



Dis Bud Sewect is wooking mighty fine if Iz say so myself.




Hey. Tweadmill Guy! Git ober here and help me open dis can! My paws are wet!



 


Okay Wadies.


Ozzy's Wuxury Pool and Spa Wesort is now open.




Da Bud Sewect's fwowing!


Somebody bwing da nachos!


 


 


 

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Trisha Seth Ajax and Dottie's picture

Hilarious! I always love reading your posts.

n/m

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Trisha, Seth, Ajax, & Dottie

I love the spa!

cutest pool yet!

MaggieMozeOllie's picture

"Ozzy, dad is da coolesst pool and spa eber! I will get da

mediumm cheddr cheese and da chips and be wight ober.  Wot a swell guy you awre! I can man da bawr if you wike :o)

Your Fwiend,

Moze"

 
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Maggie, Mozart, and Olivia

 
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Howy CWAP!

Ozzy!! Iz comen ober!! Nachos on da way!!!

Wanna mawgawita??  Iz bwing a cooler ob dem!

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Hubba Hubba!

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PollyAnna's Words of Wisdom

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AmyandSophia's picture

Sophie is weady to come wight on ober to youz spa, Ozzy:-)

I is weally jeawous dat youz hab a spa and I dowsn't. I fink I am coming to youwr house Ozzy, my mommy won't wet me get a spa tweatment here. And youz so hunky cute in your baafing showts. I'z gonna wike it dere:-)

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Amy and Sophia

KristiandMeatball's picture

Love it!!!

I love the 'spa'.....meatball would be so excited to join...but he's at home now snuggled into blankets (i'm assuming) because it is cold and rainy here today....

Hope you have a good day with your new pool!!!!

 

Kristi and Meatball

Dave and Zapper's picture

Ozzy has a bidet now ! (eom)

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onslowsmom's picture

Dave

you think like me.  Now THATS scary.  LOL

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Dave and Zapper's picture

Twisted minds think alike Lisa :) (eom)

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onslowsmom's picture

True

true.  LOL

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Did you hear me laughing all the way in Nebraska?

OMG...........tears!  Where the heck did you find that pool?!

Karen, you are hysterical!  I love it!

cousin Ozzy..........

we want your life....all we got this summer is a fence!!!!!

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  Miss you sweet boy Otie (July 29, 2013)

 

 

CathyandZimmer's picture

OK Ozzy....

you have outdone yourself this year! I love your suit, but that "fountain of tranquility" is just too much!  Zimmer is quite jealous!  Perhaps you two can share some beers together so he can play in your "fountain"..hahaha!!

Great pictures as always!!  Thanks for the laughs!

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Cathy & Zimmer

www.midatlanticbulldogrescue.com

 

 

onslowsmom's picture

IDK Ozzy wooks an awful wot wike a skiwt still.

And I fink your pool is cool but are you sure its not a bidet? LMAO

Oh my gosh how funny!  I LOVE his new pool and the fact that he actually got into it.  hahahahaha

Ok Ozzy buddy Iz just kidding yaz.  Dib you see what I habs to wear? 

 

Your fwend who thinks the skirt might be better than tighty whities,

 

Onswow

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EvelynLagrassa's picture

Oh Ozzy, now I have a serious case of the giggles!! You are Da

man, I just love the way you order your treadmill guy around, it shows you wear the pants, uh, (stripey things) in the house, so sexy!! LOL!! You sure can rock those Stripey things, seriously, the posing, was too much for my heart!! Karen!! You're a HOOT!! I can't stop giggling!!

Veronica's picture

That pool is the best!

Except, I suspect Beatrix would just bite it, deflate it, and generally not get good use out of it....

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Ozzy you really out did yourself this year.

Love your trunks they go so well with the spa you have.  I bet the ladies will be at your door any minute now.

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Jo Ann

Beth and Jasper's picture

you are so cool Ozzy!

and what a fancy spa!

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jas

 

chrissyBella's picture

LOVE it! Bella is on her way to use the pool ozzy xoxo

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Deborah and the NC gang's picture

now that is a cool pool Ozzy...and of course

you are one cool dude~~~ love that tushie too

 

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CathyandAudrey's picture

WORK those stripes Ozz Man!

You are too cool for words! Your luxury pool and spa, with it's vertical element and soothing architecture, is the absolute finest most sophistcated spa I have even seen. I am SO heading to your house to have nachos and a Bud Sewect!

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Cathy and Audrey  

Monica-Maude-Gus's picture

Ozzy!

I just spotted Maude taking some dollar bills out of my wallet.  She said something about stuffing them somewhere in Omaha.

And something about a hot spa and a hotter guy....

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Monica, Maude and Gus

Céline and Angel Stella's picture

Dial 1-800-DRO-ZZZZ for reservations

I am SO in!!!  Ozzy, you are too much!!

Is there a friends rate at this resot?

 

 

Tammy-Bailey-Ellie's picture

Ozzy - you are so spoiled!!!

Karen, these just keep getting better. LOL!!!!! 

Holy Moby!

Yowsa Ozzy!

First of all, I wuv your new sexy striped trunks.   They hold you in all the right places, hubba hubba!

Second, I'd like to make a weservation for wewaxin at your new spa.... private reservations of course.  I know you'll be booked solid every weekend, so whenever you can fit me in pwease.

And then we can pretend you are saving me from the jaws of da gweat whale....

Patty Wyatts mom's picture

haha! That pool rocks!!

wyatt would love that spa!! heehee cute pics and story!

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Boy Ozzy, you sure know

 how to live!

I did so enjoy reading about the great time you had!

Kofi said "pewhaps my mudder wiww bwing me dere one day. Id wooks wike a dewitefuw pwace to pazz de dime. Hobe do zee u zoon Ozz".

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Kofi and Carol

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Cathie Chopper and Stitch's picture

Ozzy is quite the hedonist

...and he's got that treadmill guy trained.  :o)

ArchimedesMommy's picture

ROFLMAO over these GREAT piks!!! :-) (nm)

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Our sweet Archimedes "MEATY" Bones (or as we say...boneSHHH!)    ---born 11/28/08---- our first bullllyyyy!!!

And  SOPHIE  Bubbles *Rapscallion*   (LOL!) ---born 4/3/11----our second bulllllyyyy!!!!