Bulldogs World

Hey duys! I fot I would tewl you how my own stowies from now on....

Wewl...as most ob you aweady no, I wib wif my two mastews and deyre 8 tids. wewl, knot awl 8 ob dem at once. U c, my mommy and daddy met when mommy awready had free (3) tids and daddy awready had for (4) tids, den dey has anoder won togefer. I wub dem wittle bwatts!!

Dey brot me home when I's was 13 weeks owld and wet me juss tewl you, deys was not weady at awl. dey aweady had sum dogs, dey wook wike wittle mops, I keep tewlin mommy to put a stick up dere buts and mop da flow and wa-la deys has a purpose. I dont undewstand, dey has yong hair and dey act all stuck up, we's not fwiends at awl!!! Da won wiff da 4 babies awl-ways bites me when I twy to pway wiff dem wittle ankle chewers! Sumfing called a shit*ty zoo or sumfing haha No weewly- deys Shihtzus haha

Now me, I has purpose...I keep dere butts in line ya see, dey neber now what to expect wiff me, one minute i bee chewin the iphone chawger cord da next im nappin, lets just say I keep myself young LOL

Most ob da thyme I live wiff 4 tids (3 mommy had befow meetin daddy and da baby) but I duess during da summer dey do some kind of 'custodey fing' I duess its too compwicated fo me to undewstand so duwing da summa I get to hang out and chew on the fo daddy had when he met mommy when the oder fwee do to deyre daddys house.

today mommy took sum pix of me wiff the tids... I wiwl explain....

   diss is Abby and Cawson, deys lub me berry much dey say!

Abby wubs to hug me...I just stick out my tongue cuz we's awl speshall lol

den I's shake em all up! Dey yike dat!!! especawee when deys juss had dat frozen milk stuff.....

den da mommy, she wikes to cuddle me

dey put up diss new fence, sumtin about keepin me out of da strawbewwies so dey can grow, I do not undewstand!!

  I would wike ebewy one ob my fwiends to pweeze tewl mommy dat if she does not feed me da snacks i wike awot, den I wiwl gib her fuwnitur dat wubbid wook dat buddy gabe his humans...Im bewwy seewious too you duys!!!

I hab to admit-- my humans-- dey wubb me awot!!!

Dey dont compwain when I stick my hole mouf in da watta an den run awound da house, dey gibb me yots of wubbins! I wuv da wubbins!

but one fing I dont wike is when da mommy twies to gib da babies da spankies, I fweaked out, and I bit my mommy. Eben when she just pwayin wiff da tids- I no likey da spanky!!!

Yer fwiend,

Dutchess....pweeze dont cawl me stinky, I gib out da stink eye fo dat!!!