Hey Buddy and Baxter!
Submitted by Shannon and Winston on January 26, 2012 - 3:50pmHow's school going?? We saw the "present" opening at your birthday...and I'm just wondering how everything is going now that you've had a few classes. :)
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Shannon and Winston :)
My swimming bully buddy!
Hey, dis is Baxter and wet me tell youz
Skool bwows. Yeah, dat's wight, it bwows. Buddy's wike a teacher's pet and does eberyfing wight. Iz, on da other hand, git borwed qwite easiwy and qwite fwankwy git distwacted by my cwassmates. For example, dere's dis doberman guy, he finks he's so cool and he's standing dere in cwass wiff dis wope toy and he'z whipping it awound totawwy taunting me wiff it and Iz can't hewp it but Iz wanna wun ober dere and gwab dat toy wight out ob his mouf. Iz know, Iz know, dat doberman's jist egging me on but Iz swear, it gits me ebery time. Wez hab to do homework tonight. Boo. So, dat's about da jist ob it wight now, Iz keep youz posted dough.
Your fwiend who might end up being an obedience skool dwop out,
Baxter
PS Wike Iz said before, Iz don't need no skool, Iz stweet smawt.
you two are just too much
nm
Last steps taken May 26, 2014 -- Been rolling along ever since . . . .
You can't drop out!.
You will regret it later on. You just go over to that dobbie and fart in his face. That right your a bulldog and can get away with it. But do't drop out,
Karonelaine
Have Mommy play the soundtrack to 'GREASE' the one....
The one song called BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT -
Baxter, ya dont wanna be a Beauty School Dropout do you? if ya do, ya better hand in your Man card
Last steps taken May 26, 2014 -- Been rolling along ever since . . . .
but Iz not in beauty skool, silwy
aldough it wouldn't be so bad cuz Iz bet dere's a wot ob hot bwoads dere. *snicker*
poor Baxter
Dear Baxter,
I wished you were in my class, she has a Portugues Waterdog in her class that just a huge black fluffball.....I'm not even sure she has eyes. Talk about freakin me out!
Last week they tried to teach me to sit at my mamma feet when she stops our walk and starts to talk to someone, really? I got things to do, people to see......more importantly my fans want to see me!
They also taught me 'touch' LIke 'touch hand', 'touch leash' and 'touch ball'.............touch ball? Really, my lips go anywhere close to it and you can guarentee its going to be a pretty intense touch!
These people are so silly!
But seriously, you should come to my class, and if you get tired afterwards I would share my bed inside my kennel!
Love Kippa
Loves and Smooches, Kippa and Mama (Annette)
yeah, dey make us do dat "touch" game too
qwite fwankwy if wez gonna pway any games Iz pwefer dat it be poker.
xoxoxoxooxoxooxoxox
Baxter
Winston can relate...
Well...he can relate to the part about a Dobie thinking he's all cool and what not and pushing all of Winston's buttons. Winston had to show him who was boss.
But guess what...if you pay attention and learn the tricks...that'll impress ALL the ladies. Winston knows from experience! :)
Shannon and Winston :)
My swimming bully buddy!
Iz wanna wearn cool twicks dough, wike pulwing a wabbit out ob..
a hat and stuff wike dat. Now dat would be fun.
Baxter.....
I'll bet if you let a few rip again & again eventually you'll get excused for stinkin' up the place. If that fails, just pop a squat, drop a big one on the floor and blame it on Buddy :)
Cathy & Zimmer
www.midatlanticbulldogrescue.com
Caffy......
Iz wike da way youz fink!
xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo
Baxter
I knew you would!
Besides, Zimmer is an obedience school drop out so they can join the club :)
Cathy & Zimmer
www.midatlanticbulldogrescue.com
Iz knew Iz wiked Zmmer
he sounds wike my kind ob guy.
Show that doberman you don't need his toy
Maybe the doberman is trying to get you kicked out of school, so that he will be the coolest dog in class. If you and Buddy join forces you could take over the class.
Sarah
Iz nebber fought ob dat....
it all makes sense, Iz fink you're wight, Iz bewieve it'z all pawt ob dat doberman's master pwan! Euweka!