FRIDAY NIGHT SURVEY TIME, DOGGERS!!
Submitted by Bill Sue Angel ... on February 10, 2012 - 9:11pmWow! TGIF! What a week and I, for one, am glad it's over. The Warden and I send our heartfelt wishes and concerns to everybully that is experiencing vet/medical issues and/or has had to endure the tragedy of losing a beloved furbaby! This week's survey is a rerun from two years ago. I know my weekly Porch contribution has jumped the shark a while ago, so I've resorted to a "rerun" this week. I wonder if I could actually take this idea into syndication. So............here ya go!
When is the last time you wanted to kick something?
Ever been on a trampoline?
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand?
Is your mirror clean?
When is the last time you weighed yourself?
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)?
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself.
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago?
Can you make weird noises with your mouth?
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair?
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell!
Can you knit or crochet?
What is your cure for a headache?
What causes you a headache in the first place?
Did you just touch your head? LOL.
Do you open your windows when the weather allows?
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff?
What was your grandmother's maiden name?
Who should be president besides the candidates?
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation?
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow?
What is the closest brown object to you right now?
What brand soap do you like?
How long ago was your last dentist visit?
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things?
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SURVEY!!!!!
When is the last time you wanted to kick something?
I always want to kick my computer.
Ever been on a trampoline?
My dad, the orthopedist, wouldn't allow me on one. He'd taken care of too many people who had gotten seriously injured.
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand?
The above question.
Is your mirror clean?
Which mirror?
When is the last time you weighed yourself?
This morning.
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)?
No, and I have no desire to do so.
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself.
I cut myself a lot cooking.
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago?
No.
Can you make weird noises with your mouth?
I can make a couple of weird noises.
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair?
Once.
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell!
I don't think that's ever happened to me or by me.
Can you knit or crochet?
No, I'm not very good at eye-hand coordination.
What is your cure for a headache?
Drugs. Powerful drugs.
What causes you a headache in the first place?
The real estate market.
Did you just touch your head? LOL.
No, I can feel my headache without touching my head.
Do you open your windows when the weather allows?
No, we have planes flying over our house at about 600 feet, so no open windows. We're soundproofed with them closed.
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff?
Bubbly stuff iscalled champagne.
What was your grandmother's maiden name?
Soskis
Who should be president besides the candidates?
John Stewart
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation?
The person closest to the door.
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow?
I can't remember.
What is the closest brown object to you right now?
I'm wearing a brown sweater.
What brand soap do you like?
I like fancy, nice-smelling soaps. No particular brand.
How long ago was your last dentist visit?
Four months ago. I have another appointment next week.
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory?
neoantidisestablishmentarianaterinism
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things?
They don't. I'm going to the overlook to look over at the view. I'm going to oversee you as you look over, too.
Thanks! Now, the weekend has actually begun.
Where have I been all your life???
When is the last time you wanted to kick something?
About 45 minutes ago...looking at a crummy breeder's website.
Ever been on a trampoline?
A day or 2 ago.
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand?
My statistics test. argh!!!
Is your mirror clean?
Which one? in my car, yes...in my bathroom, no.
When is the last time you weighed yourself?
This morning...23 lbs down. :-)
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)?
Oh, yes! Cowboy, take me away.
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself.
Deboning a chicken...hurt like a boogerbear.
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago?
No, should I?
Can you make weird noises with your mouth?
I've been told that every time I open my mouth, weird stuff comes out.
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair?
Yeah, I'm not exactly graceful.
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell!
In a water balloon war with my nephews.
Can you knit or crochet?
I crochet...blankets and stuff with yarn and thread crochet pictures.
What is your cure for a headache?
The hair of the dog.
What causes you a headache in the first place?
The hair of the dog.
Did you just touch your head? LOL.
Nope, not me.
Do you open your windows when the weather allows?
Every time I get a chance.
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff?
Coke. It's all coke.
What was your grandmother's maiden name?
Gordon
Who should be president besides the candidates?
A nobody. Just a good, common sense person (which disqualifies all politicians)
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation?
The families of the deceased after the elevator crashes.
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow?
About 47 minutes ago (that &#%* website again)
What is the closest brown object to you right now?
My bookbag
What brand soap do you like?
Caress
How long ago was your last dentist visit?
I avoid them like the plague.
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory?
antidisestablishmentarianism
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things?
Why does Bill ask crap like this...it makes me think too much.
Cathy Hardegree
Friday night fun...
When is the last time you wanted to kick something? Today, but kicking a misbehaving student would put me in an ugly orange jumpsuit!!
Ever been on a trampoline? Yes
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand? Why adults in supervisory positions don't get that their leadership style is meerly bullying
Is your mirror clean? which one? bathroom? yes; car? no
When is the last time you weighed yourself? yesterday morning
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)? yes
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself. a week ago Tuesday
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago? nope
Can you make weird noises with your mouth? sure
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair? yes
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell! Water fight (student reward) at school
Can you knit or crochet? sort of do both
What is your cure for a headache? excedrin and a cold quiet room
What causes you a headache in the first place? tension in my neck
Did you just touch your head? LOL. ?No?!?
Do you open your windows when the weather allows? yes
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff? soda
What was your grandmother's maiden name? Flattery (mom's) Jens (dad)
Who should be president besides the candidates?
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation? i don;t think i've ever seen anyone watching the ins and outs before
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow? couple of years ago
What is the closest brown object to you right now? hotel room desk
What brand soap do you like? Whatever's left over from the hotel stash.
How long ago was your last dentist visit? 3months ago
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory? habadashery
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things? one of the great mysteries of language - I mean have you ever seen somone be underwhelmed?
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When is the last time you
When is the last time you wanted to kick something? 15 minutes ago. slow internet
Ever been on a trampoline? yes, with my grand-daughter
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand? a spanish word
Is your mirror clean? sure is
When is the last time you weighed yourself? 5 months ago
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)? yes
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself. the usual food preparation finger slice.
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago? No, but I know what it is. My son just sent me a picture of it.
Can you make weird noises with your mouth? My kids think I talk weird. Does that count?
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair? haha. I haven't but I've watched my husband fall.
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell! with the grandkids.
Can you knit or crochet? I can knit one, pearl two.
What is your cure for a headache? a pill
What causes you a headache in the first place? allergies
Did you just touch your head? LOL.
Do you open your windows when the weather allows? yeah
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff? Diet Coke
What was your grandmother's maiden name? Johnson. wait, no that's not right. I've got to go look that up.
Who should be president besides the candidates? My husband thinks he should.
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation? the president.
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow? Oh,maybe a couple of days ago. It's a routine thing for me.
What is the closest brown object to you right now? table top
What brand soap do you like? Dove
How long ago was your last dentist visit? 4 months.
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory? I'll skip this one.
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things? I'll look over there.
Alison and my little girl Matilda
answers :) rerun or not I like um :)
When is the last time you wanted to kick something? Every minute at work, a Co-worker
Ever been on a trampoline? No but I fished one out of a pond after a storm, kind to think of it, I also had to tie the same one to the trees in front of our house after it flew the opposite direction the following year. (Neighbors Trampoline)
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand? trying to talk with a possible new company taking over our shop, thick accents, from India :(
Is your mirror clean? Heck my glasses have yet to be cleaned this morning - I can't even SEE my mirror
When is the last time you weighed yourself? I would guess, about 15 lbs less ago
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)? Ever see Skeeters attack a nakid man by the light of a full moon? not a pretty sight
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself. Cardboard / paper cuts all of the time at work
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago? Nope
Can you make weird noises with your mouth? for me its called speaking :P
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair? Yes, and forwards and sideways,,, Jose Curvios used to be a good friend of mine!
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell! This summer, the grandkids :)
Can you knit or crochet? no but I can tie my shoes! (Thanks to VELCRO :p)
What is your cure for a headache? Advil, and Bed with no lights around me
What causes you a headache in the first place? Stress
Did you just touch your head? LOL. No Gizmo's head, as she is spinning in dotties office chair, you see, she doesnt like me 'surfing' and looking at other bullies
Do you open your windows when the weather allows? HELL YES !
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff? by name Coke - Sun Drop - Ginger Ale
What was your grandmother's maiden name? Klobe
Who should be president besides the candidates? no one with a political background, and clean out congress too.. a nice big hurricane hitting DC to 'Flush them down the toilet' would be nice
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation? I'll have to think on this one...come on, its 6am saturday morning ! and I slept in for 2 hours! :)
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow? its been too long actually!
What is the closest brown object to you right now? GIZMO !
What brand soap do you like? Irish Spring
How long ago was your last dentist visit? last year
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory? EXTRAVAGANZA
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things? so that you can 'see' what you didnt' look at :P
Last steps taken May 26, 2014 -- Been rolling along ever since . . . .
love the surveys!
When is the last time you wanted to kick something? I KICKED MY TIRES ON MY CAR TO SEE IF IT WAS GETTING FLAT
Ever been on a trampoline? YES VERY FUN!
What is/was the last thing you didn't understand? MY SON'S 7TH GRADE MATH HOMEWORK (HOW PATHETIC)
Is your mirror clean? MIRRORS ARE CLEAN
When is the last time you weighed yourself? LAST WEEK AND IT WASN'T PRETTY
Have you ever slept out under the stars (nothing between you and the universe)? ABSOLUTELY
Tell us about the last time you cut yourself. CANT REMEMBER
Have you been to "The Bean" in Chicago? NEVER BEEN TO CHICAGO
Can you make weird noises with your mouth? YUP
Have you ever fallen over backwards in a chair? I THINK SO......A LONG TIME AGO.
When is the last time you were hit or hit someone else with a water balloon? Tell! Tell! NO WATER BALLOONS FOR ME
Can you knit or crochet? NO BUT I WISH I COULD.
What is your cure for a headache? 2 LIQUID ADVIL - THEY WORK AWESOM AND FAST!
What causes you a headache in the first place? WORK, KIDS, WINE
Did you just touch your head? LOL. NO, MY EAR!
Do you open your windows when the weather allows? YES AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPRING!
Do you say "pop", "soda pop", "soda" or "Coke"? What do you call the bubbly stuff? SODA
What was your grandmother's maiden name? BOWEN AND NEVINS
Who should be president besides the candidates? ANYONE BUT MITT
If an elevator is full and overweight, who gets charged for the violation? HMMM......
When is the last time you screamed into a pillow? DONT NEED A PILLOW FOR ME TO SCREAM!
What is the closest brown object to you right now? GRACIE'S BED
What brand soap do you like? BODY SOAP - DOVE BODYWASH
How long ago was your last dentist visit? 6 MONTHS AGO
What is the biggest word you can spell from memory? SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXBEALADOCIOUS
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean exact opposite things? THATS A GOOD QUESTION!
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