Bulldogs World

So here is the run down!

I go to visit a very very close buddy of mine that I have know for year's. By the way he is a young single guy that have been in the dating game for a short time now after a big break up. Any-who...!! So I swing by his house just to kick it and hang out. And when I get there he has a new female friend there and you can tell that they are on a date. Now I had no clue that this was going on so when i see this I am like "welp I wont be here long". Now mind you I have brought along my bullie "Sparky". My buddie loves sparky had greets him as soon as he see's him. I gie him the "Mybad for busting up your party look" he says it cool. Anyway the chick is sitting on the sofa and see's sparky say's NOTHING... So i think "hum maybe she is not a dog fan" so I am nice and pay it no mind. Anyway I keep dog food at my buddie's house and soon remeber that i have not not feed Sparky yet. So I am like "hey is it cool if i feed him and we will break out, so you guys can get back to what you where doing". He is like man no problem feed the "Spark Man". So while keeping up a little small talk this chick is bothering me because She is giving my dog some strange looks.... So I am thinking what is this chick problem?!?!?!?! Anyway Sparky is starving and chow's down, so much to the point where he start's choking. I give him a few firm pat's and he is fine and continue's to eat. she say's "you should feed him somthing eles.." I say "I am sorry what was that?!?" she then repeats and say there is somthing eles that better i gave it to my "DOG's" she then say's "I had 2 of em....!!!!!!" I pause for a min and say you had 2 BULLDOG's?!?!? She says yelp... I wait for a min and say "I'm sorry I dont believe you!!!!". So my buddy can sence the tension and comes in the room. She asks me "Why do you think I am lieing?" I said you had to Bullie and didnt bat an eye when one came in the room?!?!? And have been giving him funny looks... Your a lier bulldog fan's love the breed to much to not even smile or nothing! Long story short my buddy call's me yesturday and was like "man I caught that chick in like 3 lie's I just ending it with her. :)

Bullies never lie!