BOOOOOO! Ghosts, Zombies, Witches and............A SCARY SURVEY FOR HALLOWEENIE!!
Submitted by Bill Sue Angel ... on October 28, 2011 - 7:38pmGood evening (read that in your best Bela Lugosi voice)! Tonight, as the full moon rises (okay, it's only first quarter) and the wind moans through the trees, you can sit by your computer and answer some spooky questions and visit some witchy websites. Be sure to post all the answers for all of us goblins to review before the sun rises. And Sandy, you lot Down Under have to at least put on a mask before answering! Ready? Gooooooo!
Which pumpkin are you? Go to the following website and find out and post the result!
www.quizopolis.com/which-pumpkin-are-you.php
Which Halloween monster are you? Same deal, website,
www.quizopolis.com/halloween_monster_name.php
What is your Halloween witch name? Ditto.
www.quizopolis.com/witch-name.php
And, of course, your vampire name:
www.quizopolis.com/vampire-name-generator.php
And now, some simple ones for ya:
Will you be dressing up as a character this year?
What is/was the best costume you ever made? It doesn't have to be for you.
Same question, worst costume?
Will you be attending a party this year?
How many kids do you get, on average, a year?
Have you ever done a trick? What was it? And I'm not talking about anything illegal, people. Let's keep it out of the gutter, please?
Do you watch scary movies at all?
What is your best Halloween memory?
Describe how you decorate your home, if you do.
Who/what is your favorite monster?
Twilight or Harry Potter?
Do you have a black cat story to share with us?
Do you have any warts?
Will you be lighting candles?
What witch's spell would you love to be able to cast?
Can you float on water?
Can you wiggle your nose?
Who would you put a curse on?
Zombies or vampires? (Hi, Gary!)
What's your take on candy apples?
Bats or black cats?
What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for?
If not attending a party, how do you plan to spend Halloween?
Ever been to a haunted house?
Have you ever had your candy taken by the big kids?
What is your biggest Halloween regret?
Have you ever seen a ghost? Tell the truth!
And there you go, Doggers! Hope your Halloween is Booootiful! Bwahahahahahahaha! Happy Haunting, all you monsters. Hey, Warden, where's my grog?
I'm skeered
Which pumpkin are you? Go to the following website and find out and post the result!
SEXY PUMPKIN (HA!)
Which Halloween monster are you? Same deal, website,
CELINE THE SCREAMING WEB FOOTED WRITER
What is your Halloween witch name? Ditto.
ROWAN THE HAWT WITCH
And, of course, your vampire name:
SOUXIE VISIGOTH
And now, some simple ones for ya:
Will you be dressing up as a character this year?
NO, JUST WEAR MY USUAL WITCHES HAT FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS
What is/was the best costume you ever made? It doesn't have to be for you.
STELLA'S PHANTOM OF THE OPERA COSTUME
Same question, worst costume?
CAN'T THINK OF ONE...
Will you be attending a party this year?
NO
How many kids do you get, on average, a year?
ABOUT FOUR
Have you ever done a trick? What was it? And I'm not talking about anything illegal, people. Let's keep it out of the gutter, please?
I TPed SOME TREES ONCE
Do you watch scary movies at all?
SUSPENSE YES, HORROR NO
What is your best Halloween memory?
BEING ABLE TO PICK ANY ITEM I WANTED AT THE LOCAL GENERAL STORE, INCLUDING A CAN OF COCA COLA
Describe how you decorate your home, if you do.
RIGHT NOW, JUST A SCARY WITCH ON THE DOOR. USED TO BE MUCH MORE ELABORATE WHEN WE HAD A HOUSE.
Who/what is your favorite monster?
THE GIANT SQUID (IN FACT, I'M READING A BOOK ABOUT THEM RIGHT NOW)
Twilight or Harry Potter?
I'M JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY!
Do you have a black cat story to share with us?
I OWNED A BLACK CAT ONCE, WE CALLED HER LUTHER (MOM WOULDN'T LET US CALL HER LUCIFER - WE'RE CATHOLIC)
Do you have any warts?
HECK NO!
Will you be lighting candles?
NO, DON'T HINK SO
What witch's spell would you love to be able to cast?
TO STOP SOMEONE FROM TALKING.
Can you float on water?
YES. BUT I WILL SINK IF YOU TIE BIG STONES TO MY ANKLES.
Can you wiggle your nose?
YUP.
Who would you put a curse on?
TERRORISTS AND CHILD & ANIMAL ABUSERS
Zombies or vampires? (Hi, Gary!)
ZOMBIES
What's your take on candy apples?
DEEE-LISH!
Bats or black cats?
MEOW
What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for?
JE NE SAIS QUOI
If not attending a party, how do you plan to spend Halloween?
USUALLY WATCH THE HALLOWEEN SPECIALS ON TV
Ever been to a haunted house?
MY FAVORITE IS AT DISNEY - NOT TOO SCARY
Have you ever had your candy taken by the big kids?
NO.
What is your biggest Halloween regret?
DON'T HAVE ANY - EVERYTHING ABOUT HALLOWEEN IS GOOD!
Have you ever seen a ghost? Tell the truth!
NO, THANK GOODNESS!
Thanks, Bill!!
bwahahahahah....
Which pumpkin are you? the Disturbed Pumpkin...go figure!!!
Which Halloween monster are you? (it gets better...) Death
What is your Halloween witch name? Mombi, The Wicked Witch of the North...(some co-workers might agree!)
And, of course, your vampire name: Marcia Lestat (not so exciting)
And now, some simple ones for ya:
Will you be dressing up as a character this year? Nope
What is/was the best costume you ever made? It doesn't have to be for you. tube of toothpaste
Same question, worst costume? toga
Will you be attending a party this year? Poker Party w/costumes!!
How many kids do you get, on average, a year? 30
Have you ever done a trick? What was it? And I'm not talking about anything illegal, people. Let's keep it out of the gutter, please? Nope
Do you watch scary movies at all? Yes, the cheesier the better ie. "SyFy" 31 days of Halloween!!
What is your best Halloween memory? Being one of the only kids in my school who got to trick-or-treat...I lived in England and my parents had to take me the base my dad worked on b/c back then England didn't do Halloween
Describe how you decorate your home, if you do. Usually a campy door wreath
Who/what is your favorite monster?
Twilight or Harry Potter? BOTH...i've read all the novels and seen most of the movies
Do you have a black cat story to share with us? no
Do you have any warts? not since i was a kid
Will you be lighting candles? no, i've gone wickless (Scentsy rocks!)
What witch's spell would you love to be able to cast? Instant karma
Can you float on water? Not so much anymore
Can you wiggle your nose? not without wiggling my nose (i'm lame)
Who would you put a curse on? the LVISD director of elementary education
Zombies or vampires? (Hi, Gary!) Vampires (their fashon is soooo much better)
What's your take on candy apples? Love 'em all
Bats or black cats? black cats
What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for? "quality" http://www.qtips.com/history.php
If not attending a party, how do you plan to spend Halloween? the party i'm attending is Saturday so, I'll be home handing out candy Halloween since it's a school night
Ever been to a haunted house? One time too many!!
Have you ever had your candy taken by the big kids? No, I usually just give it to them to preserve the integrity of my landscape
What is your biggest Halloween regret? a "sexy raven" store bought costume
Have you ever seen a ghost? Tell the truth! I don't think so, but Hazel may have!?!?!?!
SURVEY!!!!!
Which pumpkin are you? Go to the following website and find out and post the result!
www.quizopolis.com/which-pumpkin-are-you.php
Shocking Pumpkin
Which Halloween monster are you? Same deal, website,
www.quizopolis.com/halloween_monster_name.php
TheBloody Firebreathing Journalist
What is your Halloween witch name? Ditto.
www.quizopolis.com/witch-name.php
Ellendra the Sexy Witch
And, of course, your vampire name:
www.quizopolis.com/vampire-name-generator.php
Belladonna Visigoth
And now, some simple ones for ya:
Will you be dressing up as a character this year?
I'm the Martini Fairy
What is/was the best costume you ever made? It doesn't have to be for you.
I'm not very good at sewing or making stuff, so I'll say, none.
Same question, worst costume?
All of them.
Will you be attending a party this year?
Already did and have another coming up.
How many kids do you get, on average, a year?
300. People drive their kids to our block from all over.
Have you ever done a trick? What was it? And I'm not talking about anything illegal, people. Let's keep it out of the gutter, please?
No tricks.
Do you watch scary movies at all?
I'm too busy at Halloween to watch movies.
What is your best Halloween memory?
Running around my neighborhood w/o adult supervision, in costume.
Describe how you decorate your home, if you do.
Tiki torches, candles, scarecrows, monsters hanging from trees.
Who/what is your favorite monster?
Milton.
Twilight or Harry Potter?
Harry.
Do you have a black cat story to share with us?
None.
Do you have any warts?
Age spots, but no warts.
Will you be lighting candles?
Well, yeah!
What witch's spell would you love to be able to cast?
I can cast any spell I want, but I keep it ethical.
Can you float on water?
Of course.
Can you wiggle your nose?
No.
Who would you put a curse on?
Spells come back three-fold, so you have to avoid doing things you don't want done to you.
Zombies or vampires? (Hi, Gary!)
Zombies
What's your take on candy apples?
Caramel only.
Bats or black cats?
I like bats. I like cats, too. But I think bats are cooler.
What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for?
Quinine.
If not attending a party, how do you plan to spend Halloween?
Giving out canty AND going to a party.
Ever been to a haunted house?
No.
Have you ever had your candy taken by the big kids?
No.
What is your biggest Halloween regret?
I have none.
Have you ever seen a ghost? Tell the truth!
Nope. Don't believe in ghosts, either.
Happy Halloween, everyone.