BACK FROM THE ROAD TRIP AND HERE'S THE FRIDAY NIGHT SURVEY!!!
Submitted by Bill Sue Angel ... on December 16, 2011 - 8:32pmGreetings, Doggers! Wow, from Fort Lauderdale all the way to New Jersey by way of the west part of Virginia and north Georgia. Glad it was a rental car. And mama was happy to see her sister after all this time! Score!! So, didja miss me? No? Oh, well. Here's the usual brain muddle to mess up your weekend. Adult beverages ready? GO!
What are your nightmares generally about?
Congratulations! The government says there's going to be a national holiday in your honor. What's it about and what's it going to be called?
If you could choose any car to own and money was no object, what would you choose?
What was your favorite meal that your ma used to make when you were growing up?
If you could set the speed limit, what would you have it be?
Why do steam irons have a "permanent press" setting?
Use one word to describe your eating habits!
Who has the worst name you know?
Fill in the blank: I've never been able to __________________.
When you put slacks/jeans/shorts in the washer, do yo check the pockets first and do you start with the right front one first?
What do you consider the ultimate vacation?
How will the world end?
If you could travel in time back to 1492, what would you tell Columbus?
Your favorite city?
Wow! You just got your own talk show. Who is going to be your first guest?
Before you leave this earth, what will be your famous last words?
Who's stupid idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
And, that's a wrap! Have a great weekend, all! Hey, Warden, where's my rum?? What? Go where? And do what when I get there? What's that supposed to mean??
Yaaaaaaaaa! Survey's back!
What are your nightmares generally about?
MY NIGHTMARES DON'T HAVE PLOTS.
Congratulations! The government says there's going to be a national holiday in your honor. What's it about and what's it going to be called?
UMMM...NATIONAL BULLDOG DAY.
If you could choose any car to own and money was no object, what would you choose?
THERE'S A NEW MAZDA ELECTRIC THAT I'D LIKE.
What was your favorite meal that your ma used to make when you were growing up?
FRIED CHICKEN WINGS WAS ONE. KASHA VARNIKES (LOOK IT UP) WAS ANOTHER.
If you could set the speed limit, what would you have it be?
THAT DEPENDS WHERE. 25 MPH DOWN MY STREET. 95 MPH ON THE INTERSTATE.
Why do steam irons have a "permanent press" setting?
FOR COLLARS AND CUFFS.
Use one word to describe your eating habits!
DELECATE.
Who has the worst name you know?
A MINNESOTA REAL ESTATE AGENT NAMED WOODIE LOVE.
Fill in the blank: I've never been able to SEW.
When you put slacks/jeans/shorts in the washer, do yo check the pockets first and do you start with the right front one first?
I START WITH THE CLOSEST POCKET.
What do you consider the ultimate vacation?
TRAVEL FAR AWAY TO EAT EXOTIC FOOD, SEE ANCIENT THINGS AND MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE.
How will the world end?
PROBABLY WITH AN EXPANDING SUN.
If you could travel in time back to 1492, what would you tell Columbus?
TAKE SOME LIMES WITH YOU.
Your favorite city?
THE TWIN CITIES, WHERE I LIVE.
Wow! You just got your own talk show. Who is going to be your first guest?
YOU ARE.
Before you leave this earth, what will be your famous last words?
THANKS FOR THE PARTY. I'M OUT OF HERE.
Who's stupid idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
I DON'T UNDERTHAND THE QUETHION.
Awesome! Here we go!
What are your nightmares generally about? My horses getting terminally ill or injured.
Congratulations! The government says there's going to be a national holiday in your honor. What's it about and what's it going to be called? Day of Jubilee, about Salvation and forgiveness of sin debt through faith in Jesus Christ.
If you could choose any car to own and money was no object, what would you choose? A ginormous Ford F350 Superduty Dually Turbo Diesel, King Ranch Edition, all leather interior, black tinted windows, with a 5th wheel hitch in back to haul my horse trailer. I want it dark blue or burgandy.
What was your favorite meal that your ma used to make when you were growing up? Pot Roast. I love my mom's Pot Roast.
If you could set the speed limit, what would you have it be? 65 or 70.
Why do steam irons have a "permanent press" setting? I don't know, but it annoys me.
Use one word to describe your eating habits! Eclectic
Who has the worst name you know? For real, a man named Harry Butts was an usher at a church an evangelist friend of ours preached at.
Fill in the blank: I've never been able to: watch people or animals suffer without stopping it or fixing it..
When you put slacks/jeans/shorts in the washer, do yo check the pockets first and do you start with the right front one first? LOL! Yes I do!
What do you consider the ultimate vacation? A two week trail ride in the mountains of New Mexico or Colorado or northeast Arizona on my horses with my hubby, daughter, son in law and grand daughter.
How will the world end? Read Revelation:-)
If you could travel in time back to 1492, what would you tell Columbus? Land in California, then you won't have to settle the west to get there.
Your favorite city? I don't really have a favorite city. I would say Fort Worth, Texas if I have to name one.
Wow! You just got your own talk show. Who is going to be your first guest? My hubby. He is brilliant and a great talker. Then George W.
Before you leave this earth, what will be your famous last words? Even so Lord, come quickly.
Who's stupid idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp? A mean person who doesn't lithp..
Thanks Mr. Bill! Fun one tonight!!!
Amy and Sophia
Fla to NJ and no Stop over in Delaware? how dare you :P
What are your nightmares generally about? about waking up
Congratulations! The government says there's going to be a national holiday in your honor. What's it about and what's it going to be called? - No Idea
If you could choose any car to own and money was no object, what would you choose? one that I could trade in for a nice 40-50ft Sport Fishing Boat :)
What was your favorite meal that your ma used to make when you were growing up? Chicken Pot Pie - Anyone who isnt from Central PA know it as Chicken and Rolled Dumplings - Can you believe Dottie argues with my 90 year old Grandma about that? - its cooked in a POT, and it has Dough - its not a Chicken 'Pie' you put them in the oven
If you could set the speed limit, what would you have it be? I'd rather have it 'No Left Laners - Then you can do whatever speed you want to do :)
Why do steam irons have a "permanent press" setting? No idea, ever since I put EVERYTHING in the Washing Machine, I've been Banned from doing laundry ! (Pretty Slick Move on my part ! - Kiddies, this is a life lesson for you!)
Use one word to describe your eating habits! *burp*
Who has the worst name you know? No-A (it is pronouced 'No DASH Ah'
Fill in the blank: I've never been able to _____lick my elbows_____________.
When you put slacks/jeans/shorts in the washer, do yo check the pockets first and do you start with the right front one first? Scroll up 4 lines, about not being allowed to do laundry
What do you consider the ultimate vacation? Tropics - no electronics (Phones etc) alone except for the bartender and the drinks by the pool!
How will the world end? *Turns out the light - good night Johnboy*
If you could travel in time back to 1492, what would you tell Columbus? YA SHOULD OF TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE ! (ok I'm a Bugs Bunny Fan!)
Your favorite city? I'm more of a country boy,
Wow! You just got your own talk show. Who is going to be your first guest? Every Bully I could fit in the Studio :)
Before you leave this earth, what will be your famous last words? "I choose when, and I choose where"
Who's stupid idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp? It was the 'Letter Salesman' He got a bigger commission if he used up his letter "S"'s
Last steps taken May 26, 2014 -- Been rolling along ever since . . . .