>> Medical Stimulus Package

>> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in
>> on the new economic stimulus package....
>>
>> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
>> advised not to make any rash moves.
>>
>> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
>> it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>>
>> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
>> misconception.
>>
>> Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.
>>
>> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
>> the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
>>
>> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
>> madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
>>
>> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>>
>> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
>> and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
>> matter."
>>
>> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
>> the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
>>
>> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
>> and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>>
>> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
>> decision up to the a**holes in Washington.
>>
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