So, it wuz Satuwday and Iz wuz at da gwoloween ebent all decked out in my Owympic swimmer attire waiting for my bestestest fwiend Viper to awwibe.
Iz finawwy spied him acwoss da way! Yay! His mommy wuz adding da final touched to his get up.
Before wez coulb catch up wez sat and wistened to Viperwooney's mom as she gabe us instwuction on where to go to git our weawy awesome costumes judged.
She infowmed us dat wez hab to wait in wine to git judged. Howy cwap! Wook at dat wine! It'z wike eight baziwwion miles wong!
so, iz took my position in da cwowded wine...
wez waited and waited......
as wez waited wez were hounded by da papawazzi and Iz gabe an interbiew to da wocal news
in da meantime, mommy stepped in poop not once but twice! snicker snicker
Wez checked out da other costumes as we waited. Check out doze "gweyhound busses"!
Wez saw Elbis. He wuz hewping Hairwy Pawter wiff his gwasses. He wuz a bery considerwate guy.
Wez also spotted a gweat wooking dame. Her name wuz Stewwa. Hubba Hubba.
Wook! Mommy knelt in poop! Nice job! ahahahahhahaha
Wez wiated so wong dat Viper fell asweep....
and Iz wuz gitting hungwy and dat Basset dwessed wike a hotdog dibn't help matters....
Wez begged Viper's mommy fer tweats...
and boy wuz she pwepared, tweats and water were fwowing. She's da best!
Wez finawwy got judged and Viper scweamed "Buddy, dey're gonna announce da winner!"
but awas wez dibn't win. Whut a wip.
Hairwy Pawter won. Iz hab to admit. He wuz some tough competition.
All in all da day wuz a success and wez were more den happy wiff making da final thwee in da costume competition!
Maybe next year wez will win!
Your fwiend who dwessed up wike an Owympic swimmer and is much better wooking den Wyan Wochte if Iz do say so myself,