So, I'm standing on my favorite fishing pier, minding my own business, when a really rotund French Canadian guy in a Speedo walks up and says, "My wife passed away last year and I came here to meet another woman but so far, no luck." I said, "Try putting a potato in your bathing suit. He did. A half hour later, he comes back and says, the women were running away from me." I said, "No, put it in the front."