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AHHH what to play with today

    (All these toys and I like chewing up my bed.)


Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair…
Don’t rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don’t eat those peas, don’t touch that bush,
Don’t chew my shoes, what is this mush?!?

Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the litterbox, thats for the cat!
and must you kiss me after that?!?

Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don’t despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years you’ll get back your life!
So let’s go for walkies, so you can do your “thing”,
And maybe I’ll get back my good  ring!




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Decisions, decisions...

Bouncer, you live a rough life.  Seriously!