Hi all you dogs, it's Max and I am ashamed of my doggyself right now. This weekend was fun, I ended up completely eating up 1 pair of my Doggysitter Kimmy's new nikes. I was going to eat up her second new pair she brought, but decided to spend some extra time with the first pair. I figured she would wear them over this week and I could sink my teeth into them then. Well, in all the chaos this weekend, I forgot to lick them and slurp them up all up with my scent. So on Monday, she wore them to doggysit Biff and Duke, the neighbors Saint Bernards. Since they did not smell like my property, they were fair game and they claimed her new nikes for their lunch Well Hmmph! I was out-chewed! Kimmy is supposed to be coming over for awhile tonight. Do you think she might bring some more new nikes with her???? After all, she always claims that I am her favorite dog and also I am pretty upset about the whole ordeal???????