While my hubby is proud of the things I teach my dogs, he always says it would be nice if they "learned something USEFUL"...sooo...






What would be more useful than THIS, I ask you?!!.....








Ok, guys...outta the way. Mom needs her privacy!






I'll just squeeze in behind here...






...Give it a little shove...






...and BaM! There ya go--you've got your privacy, Mom!






Care for a good read while you sit?






Now, I'll just sit here and keep you company--so you don't get lonely! And don't you worry your pretty little head any--I'm here to rescue you if any of those Sewer Gators crawl up for a late night snack!






All done?....Here--let me get that for you!



..."Flush-O-matic" at your service!




Down the hatch!...Anything else I can do ya for?



(Ummm...that's OK Gabe--I can take care of THAT myself, thank-you-very-much! )




So, Mom?...Think the Bowl needs a spit polish today?







....And Hubby thinks I don't teach my dogs anything USEFUL!!!