Youz see, it wuz Satuwday mowning. Iz wuz sweepy. Habn't hab my coffee, when mommy said, "Hey Buddy, today's da day wez go get to see yer bestest fwiend, Viperwooney."
Iz instantwy pewked up! Viperwooney! Whut?!?!
Iz sped out to da car and jumped in.
It wuz da day ob our hawwoween pawty. Wez made it to da ebent wocation and dere were alweady people and dogs eberywhere. Whut a tuwn out.
Iz swipped into my costume and waited fer Viper.
In da meantime Iz made annuder fwiend. He wuz dwessed wike a constwuction guy. He's hab a toolbewt and hawd hat and eberyfing. Nice guy.
Mommy said he hab a hambuwger butt wike me.
Iz checked out da weiner dogs who were dwessed wike a wion, tiger, and a bear. Dey made dere cwates into a ciwcus twain. Geez how cwever are dey?
"Buddy! Iz here!" It'z Viperwooney!!!
Wez caught up and discussed da cuwwent issues.
Den wez sat and wistened to Viperwooney's mommy. She siad it wuz time to wait in wine to git our costumes judged.
So, into da wine we went. do dee do dee do
Viperwooney and Tweadmill Guy made fast fwiends
Iz would git hungwy and yell, "GIB ME SOMEFING TO EAT!!!!!!!!!"
to which, in an instant, Viperwooney's mom would hand me a tweat. She's da coowest.
Wez checked out da other costumes.
Check out dat tall guy in a baff wobe and shower cap.
When Viper saw dat guy he said "Gee, and Iz fought wez wooked widicuwous!' snicker
Wez met annuder nice buwwie named Winston, he wuz a constwuction guy too.
Wez made it to da judges' table and Viperwooney put on his best face.
But awas, wez dibn't win. Iz fink da judges were bwind.
All in all, it wuz a gweat day and by da time Iz made it back into da car Iz could barey keep my eyes open. All da fwesh air and fun wore me out.
Boy oh boy, dat wiz one ob da funnest days eber!