Youz see, it wuz just anudder wazy day. It wuz gway and dweawy out and Iz hab been snoozing off and on all day. Den, Iz wemembered Iz habn't checked my email in a while.
So, Iz fwipped open da waptop to catch up.
What?!?! Iz been sewected for Bulldog ob da Monf!
Bulldog ob da Monf! Whoa!!! Dis is a big deal! Dere are so many wesponsibiwities! Iz not pwepared!
So, Iz wrote up a wist ob fings to do.
Iz went to da gym to pump some iwon.
Heck....Iz don't know whut to do here.
I began to incowpowate more begetables into my diet.
Iz began to pwactice good pewsonal hygiene
How do youz tuwn dis fing on?
Boy, do Iz need to shabe!
Okay, dere. Iz weady fer my weign!
Fanks again fer sewecting me for Bulldog ob da Monf.
Mr Mawch 2013,